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Thursday, December 3, 2009
my boss claims to be inlove with me
I find it all very hilarious. He made it clear to me before our little affair that it is what it is, a fling which we flung, now he's INLOVE! Foolish man. (I will admit he is a mad cutie ;)
Th Douchebag Who Is a Lousy Breakerupper
Here we are at his family's thanksgiving 2004 and he turns to me and says, "T, I really do like you but my family so adores you that I'll have to break up with you, please don't hate me."
Lol, almost choking on my turkey wing, I look at him, smile, and excuse myself from the exciting convo of "Why Uncle Timothy could not go to the garage to get his snowblower." Naturally, he follows and then says, "don't feel bad, it's not you, it's ME!" Lmfao, isn't that always the kicker. Doesn't he know that when a person says that, that's it's them, and not the idiot saying those words. Lucky for him, I'm a super wonderful femme he was damn right it wasn't me, it was his out of timing, backyard thinking childish selfish self.
I got back to the table, and asked to say a few words, I said, "I have just been informed by your childish family member, Gregory, that he cannot continue to date me because you guys supposedly like me so, and he doesn't like that. So please understand that I will not continue dining and will take my leave and Happy Thankisgiving!" And I left.
He had the audacity to follow and say, "You Bitch."
I politely, walked up to him and punched him and busted his lip. To the applause of his sisters etc. and drove off feeling like Foxy Brown!
Lol, almost choking on my turkey wing, I look at him, smile, and excuse myself from the exciting convo of "Why Uncle Timothy could not go to the garage to get his snowblower." Naturally, he follows and then says, "don't feel bad, it's not you, it's ME!" Lmfao, isn't that always the kicker. Doesn't he know that when a person says that, that's it's them, and not the idiot saying those words. Lucky for him, I'm a super wonderful femme he was damn right it wasn't me, it was his out of timing, backyard thinking childish selfish self.
I got back to the table, and asked to say a few words, I said, "I have just been informed by your childish family member, Gregory, that he cannot continue to date me because you guys supposedly like me so, and he doesn't like that. So please understand that I will not continue dining and will take my leave and Happy Thankisgiving!" And I left.
He had the audacity to follow and say, "You Bitch."
I politely, walked up to him and punched him and busted his lip. To the applause of his sisters etc. and drove off feeling like Foxy Brown!
Blackmail
While in The Bahamas, I came across my cheating boss (CEO). Who left his very pregnant wife in Toronto to venture to The Bahamas with his silly, no sense having 21 year old bleached over blonde typical fluffuff. I didn't threaten to blackmail him, however, the pics I got of them will surface somewhere, somehow.
I live this sexstyle because I can. I'm not involved with anyone, therefore I'm not cheating on anyone, however, when you are involved, married, it's not ok to go about grossly cheating on your spouse.
And now that I'm done with my moral act :) I'll go about the rest of my day. Time to get back into the dating swim I've been on for the longest while.
I live this sexstyle because I can. I'm not involved with anyone, therefore I'm not cheating on anyone, however, when you are involved, married, it's not ok to go about grossly cheating on your spouse.
And now that I'm done with my moral act :) I'll go about the rest of my day. Time to get back into the dating swim I've been on for the longest while.