Friday, December 4, 2009

Smoking and Vagagas DO NOT MIX

I was in line at the pet store today and I saw this simply delicious man (he looked with white, Japanese and black) knees got weak, "Clarice" got wet, you know. Anyway, he was 2 people away from me, then he was right behind me, BUT, I was overcome with the stench of cigarettes from him that I was instantly turned off.

Men smoking and pussies do not go together!!

WTF

In my quest to date and just not be bothered with  the trials, tribulations, and emotional chow-chows of anything serious I seem to have stumbled unto an interesting male speciMAN.  Of course in the beginning everything is always picture poifect (to quote a famous rabbit), then all of a sudden the crazy ex's begin to pop up and start, as I like to call them, "intense SHITISODES".

more to come my fingers are tired from this mobile writing :)

The boss calls expressing his intentions

I'm working, my phone rings, I answer, no one responds, but there is someone there, then he speaks, "hi, hi Tina how are you, are you busy?"
I think to myself, hmmm, what is wrong with this man?
He says even before I can answer, "I don't beat around the bush so here's the deal, I like you, I've always liked you, I believe we can be great together, let's give dating a go and see where it takes us!"
My mouth is still opened, before I can again speak, he says, "think about it and I will call you in the morning, how about breakfast at The Metropolitan Hotel for 10:00 a.m., I will pick you up at 9:00 a.m., and he hangs up.

Now, ladies, if you were me, what would you do :) ?

(As if I need you to tell me)

**why didn't he mention this when we were having our drinks earlier tonight?**