Now, you know as a woman you often hear men speak about us as though we are leeches and just cannot let go of a man until we completely suck his ass DRY! Well, let the record show that I have such a leech of an ex who refuses to let the hell go!
We've been over for years now and he's still pleading his case! I mean come on negro have some pride and recognize that you did your dirt and we shall never be ever again!
Many times I believe we women get caught up in the "FORGIVING" and totally forget why we are no longer a couple and go and do shit with the ex again thus causing another relapse! No such luck with me. I've learned from the best, MY MOM that when it's over, IT'S OVER!!!
I forgive, I do not forget! My ex, sent me an iPhone, I sent it back. He sent it back with a note, I sent it back. Now, he knows my weaknesses and decides to prey on them, lol, he sends me an email saying, "How about I get you the iPad, I know you want one, and we can talk about getting back together!" Now fellas, what's going on? Has there been a break down with you guys or something? Lol
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010
The Doctor Left My Kitchen DIRTY!
So, I've been having these shall we call them, "encounters" with my new found super sexy doctor. BUT, he did something today that just did not sit well with me.
I am a woman who loves her home in order. I do not go to bed and leave dirty dishes in my sink, I like a neat, clean and tidy home.
Well, I remember him saying he is going to make breakfast before he left for the hospital and leave mine for me etc. That was great! ALthough, when I rolled out of bed I was in shock to see the state of war he left my pristine kitchen in! I was NOT at all pleased.
Now, I know if you're a woman who has not had a man and or a date in a long time you may be saying, "please bitch, at least you have a man" type of thing and if you're a dude reading this you're saying, "ooh goodness you're one of those prissy women arent' you?" Well here's the thing, 'MY HOME, MY RULES!' You do NOT mess up and just leave it like that. I would have accepted him putting the dirty utensils into the dishwasher, but no!
Well, he shall be punished, so when he called and asked if I had plans tonight I told him the truth, "I do not have plans tonight, however, I am not up for company right now." And being the person he is, he simply, "that's fine babes, you have a great night and I'll swing by on my way to work in the a.m."
I am a woman who loves her home in order. I do not go to bed and leave dirty dishes in my sink, I like a neat, clean and tidy home.
Well, I remember him saying he is going to make breakfast before he left for the hospital and leave mine for me etc. That was great! ALthough, when I rolled out of bed I was in shock to see the state of war he left my pristine kitchen in! I was NOT at all pleased.
Now, I know if you're a woman who has not had a man and or a date in a long time you may be saying, "please bitch, at least you have a man" type of thing and if you're a dude reading this you're saying, "ooh goodness you're one of those prissy women arent' you?" Well here's the thing, 'MY HOME, MY RULES!' You do NOT mess up and just leave it like that. I would have accepted him putting the dirty utensils into the dishwasher, but no!
Well, he shall be punished, so when he called and asked if I had plans tonight I told him the truth, "I do not have plans tonight, however, I am not up for company right now." And being the person he is, he simply, "that's fine babes, you have a great night and I'll swing by on my way to work in the a.m."
I am officially a Twitterdict
Twitterdict: Meaning, A seemingly awesome person who lead a normal, productive life before entering the Twitterverse.
Yup, that be me! Ugh, I can't stand it anymore. I sleep with my BB more than anything else and that's very disturbing to me! So, I am going to have to wean myself off of my phone and twitter. What's this? Such words must surely be that of a Blackberry and Twitter Traitor. But alas, it must be thus. If I am to continue being a productive woman contributing such fabulousness to this small world, then I must do what I am to do. Ok, well maybe not complete boycott of bb and Twitter, but more like a DO NOT SLEEP WITH PHONE! DO NOT LOOK AT PHONE AT THE SOUND OF EVERY TWEET, DIRECT MSG, REPLY and BBM etc.
Yup, that be me! Ugh, I can't stand it anymore. I sleep with my BB more than anything else and that's very disturbing to me! So, I am going to have to wean myself off of my phone and twitter. What's this? Such words must surely be that of a Blackberry and Twitter Traitor. But alas, it must be thus. If I am to continue being a productive woman contributing such fabulousness to this small world, then I must do what I am to do. Ok, well maybe not complete boycott of bb and Twitter, but more like a DO NOT SLEEP WITH PHONE! DO NOT LOOK AT PHONE AT THE SOUND OF EVERY TWEET, DIRECT MSG, REPLY and BBM etc.