First Rule of Fight Club

DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!

Hence, I went out with a gentleman I dated about 6months ago, mainly because, well, my dinner date got stuck in the snow storm up North, so I settled forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........................

......................Francis D, is his name.  He's a 40 year old man from Nantucket, that's right, I said Nantucket, although not originally.  We meet up, he complimented me on how I looked and so forth, *I mean really, I'm hot, what's not to love about the way I look?* ;) *And no, I don't do pics on the net*
We get to the restaurant, and about 20 mins into it, his EX WIFE shows up at our table and says, "so Francis, this is why you cannot afford child support, because you're too busy dating women 1/2 your age!" And in a loud booming over the speaker voice.  Much to my amazement, she looked like she was 90 yrs of age.  She then looks at me, so I thought I'd give her a real good look of my long legs and awesome physique, and as I do I move over to Francis, and kiss him ever so gently on the lips and went to the washroom to laugh my ass off!!!

I came back, she was gone, Francis looked like he won the lottery, then he said, "honestly, who are you?  She said, "she misses me and if I can get young girls like me, maybe she was hasty with the divorce, because she's sure that it takes a lot to please me in bed!!!" ROTFL

Ooh ladies, ladies, ladies, not every young woman dating your ex-husband is screwing him, so, we fucked, lol and it was seriously great!  He made me squirt, lol, now I can put that in my book as he being the 2nd man to ever get me to do that.

Thank you Francis!