Friday, December 11, 2009

Oh Please you Moron

When you join a dating site, please, I beg you, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE do not LIE about how you look, and your height and of course some other things.  Tonight, I had a dinner date with a guy I met while speeddating about 2 months ago.  In his profile he stated to being single for 2 years, and his words, "I've been single for 2 years 3 months and 2 days, I'm not saying I haven't been intimate with anyone, but no one special to call my woman and that's what I'm looking for."

Tina: "do you have any kids, jobless, out on probation, crazy ex stalking you, anything like that?"
Thomas: "lol, oh wow, you're funny.  I do have a job, I don't have any kids, not on probation, no ex to stalk me, we ended on a very good note, I'm really glad I met you though."
Tina: "tell me somet...." *didn't even have time to finish the sentence
((INTERRUPTED BY A WOMAN))
Woman: "oh hi Thomas, how are you?  I see you're looking well, tell La Rene' *yea you read correctly, La Rene'* I said hi babes.  ((and she walks off))
He looks at me and I smile.
Tina: "are we gonna order now?"
.....about 30 mins later, his cell is going off every second, as soon as the vm picks up, it rings again, eventually I suggested he get the phone, lol
Who do you think it was?  That's right "La Rene' his GIRLFRIEND of 5 
years"
You know I didn't stick around.  The last thing I need is some woman attacking me in public.
I tell you, men are nothing more than breathing walking testosterone receptacles!


Which leads me to say this: "Ladies if you catch your man cheating with another woman, don't get mad at her, kick his ass instead, especially if he lied to the woman about not having a woman in his life etc.  Don't ever get all stupid and cause a scene with the woman, handle yourself with your man.