Confessions

I came upon a most special site today, lol it's called Caribconfessions
So, if you have any dirty secrets, thougths, musings, lol, and you feel you can't share them with fam and or friends because goodness knows that they will judge and persecute you, feel free to share them with a bunch of strangers at Caribconfessions

Totally anonymous!

Looking at "your suzyQ"

Or whatever you name your gatinha, pussy, vagina, etc. Do you ever just take the time to sit there with the mirror and observe yourself? Well, if you don't you should! There's nothing wrong with becoming intimate with yourself and knowing what your pleasure palace is all about. And yes, I know many would say that your brain is this and that, and that's all well and great, but when I'm being fucked, it's not in my brain, although at times, if it's not going well I'll sometimes retreat to that place in my brain and extract other exceptional times when I would scream out the name of my stallion, lol. *all women should name theirs "Clarice" Gonna start a "Clarice" movement. No disrespect to women named "Clarice" :)

And men, stop lying, you are never attracted to a woman's PERSONALITY first. When she's coming, you're checking out face, hair, tits, waistline, hips, and when she's leaving, lol, you know you're imagining grabbing that ass in your hands while you move her up and down, up and down.

Dating the Boss Update

After our trip to The Bahamas, we had a breakfast meet'n'greet at the hotel, which went well, he basically laid out the cards.  Now, being a woman who has been hurt in the past, hello, it's only natural that I PROCEED WITH CAUTION.  He told me, you read right TOLD ME, not said, but basically he TOLD ME< "HE DOES NOT WANT ME TO BE SPEED DATING ANYMORE AND TO GIVE UP MY 3 DATES A DAY MARATHON."  Lol, I know, what was in that coffee he was sipping on.  You don't spend 2 wks working and fucking me, and then turn around and talk to me like you're my father, lol, that does not work.

But, here's the thing, my clit simply dances when his lips and tongue tastes 'Clarice' he's one of those indept men who leaves no stone unturned when it comes to sex.  He's thorough, and very, very, EXTREMELY PLEASING, he doesn't even care if he cums, lol, and I'm a selfish lover at times, when it's about me, IT'S ALLLLL ABOUT ME! PLEASE ME FROM HEAD TO TOE.


Remember the movie PRIME and there's a line in it when she says, "His penis is so beautiful I just want to knit it a hat....", well, that's his dick.  I wanna knit more than a hat, I wanna purchase the whole Armani line for it.  It's beautiful, long, thick, and has a very nice color, oh he's uncircumcised, so you know when it makes an appearance, I just wanna be bonging on some drums alerting to the arrival of the KING.  Seeing it is always a great thing, I get this grin on my face that's purely devilish.

I kinda got sidetracked, well, I'm not going to strictly date him, just gonna continue to have my fun.  At least I have options :)

Here we go,

So, my day has not yet totally begun and the stupidity of my male friends have started to bore me relentlessly.

Jason is an amazing man, however, at times I think he's a serious woman!  He's a 38 year old architect, with his own home, drives luxury vehicles, has basically NO DEBT, and has money, and he's dating the most disgusting woman.  However, in his eyes, or in his dick, he thinks the sun rises and sets in her pussy.  Being that we're such fantastic friends, when he asked me what I thought about her, needless to say I did not hold back.  I told him I thought she was only after his money and to ride around in his range and to basically reap the rewards of being with a man such as himself, I also let him know that I found her to be totally rude, lazy, horny and dumb.  Of course being horny is not a horrible thing, it's horrible when the man complains that the woman is a lazy fuck, and she just lays there, no moaning, no nothing, I mean give the man something to work with.  Now, lol, the jury may still be out on the fact that she's a woman, however, I see way beyond the bravado she exudes to him.

So, it so happens that last night they went out and of course she was the one who called him and invited him out to this really EXPENSIVE restaurant, knowing she's on welfare and broke like a church mouse!  So, when the bill came she did the little game of "oh damn it I seem to have forgotten my wallet with my credit cards and atm card at home", as I roll my eyes into my cranium.  He had text me last night to tell me, of course he paid the $300.00 bill and they left, of course, the good thing about J is that, it may take him a while to find out, but, when he does finally open his eyes, you are as good as the dirt he dusts off his feet.

Long story short, he called to tell me a little while ago, "T, you were right, thanks for waiting to see just when I would see what you saw, and I'd like to bring over someone for you to meet, I met her at the gym and I promise she's none of those things you saw in tweedledumb."

So here I am waiting on my doorbell to ring for me to meet the new contestant of, "Jason's turnstyle."

That's it, I'm a lesbian!

To hell with all this bullshit with men, although, I hear lesz have their situation as well and they fight like power rangers during a breakup.  

M = Mundane

A = Assholes

N = Nuisance