Here we go,

So, my day has not yet totally begun and the stupidity of my male friends have started to bore me relentlessly.

Jason is an amazing man, however, at times I think he's a serious woman!  He's a 38 year old architect, with his own home, drives luxury vehicles, has basically NO DEBT, and has money, and he's dating the most disgusting woman.  However, in his eyes, or in his dick, he thinks the sun rises and sets in her pussy.  Being that we're such fantastic friends, when he asked me what I thought about her, needless to say I did not hold back.  I told him I thought she was only after his money and to ride around in his range and to basically reap the rewards of being with a man such as himself, I also let him know that I found her to be totally rude, lazy, horny and dumb.  Of course being horny is not a horrible thing, it's horrible when the man complains that the woman is a lazy fuck, and she just lays there, no moaning, no nothing, I mean give the man something to work with.  Now, lol, the jury may still be out on the fact that she's a woman, however, I see way beyond the bravado she exudes to him.

So, it so happens that last night they went out and of course she was the one who called him and invited him out to this really EXPENSIVE restaurant, knowing she's on welfare and broke like a church mouse!  So, when the bill came she did the little game of "oh damn it I seem to have forgotten my wallet with my credit cards and atm card at home", as I roll my eyes into my cranium.  He had text me last night to tell me, of course he paid the $300.00 bill and they left, of course, the good thing about J is that, it may take him a while to find out, but, when he does finally open his eyes, you are as good as the dirt he dusts off his feet.

Long story short, he called to tell me a little while ago, "T, you were right, thanks for waiting to see just when I would see what you saw, and I'd like to bring over someone for you to meet, I met her at the gym and I promise she's none of those things you saw in tweedledumb."

So here I am waiting on my doorbell to ring for me to meet the new contestant of, "Jason's turnstyle."