Premature Ejaculation at it's best, lol

Now, this topic I posted took place between 2 friends, a man and a woman (hence, he said, she said) about a post found on  POFT  To those of you reading this, you will come upon not so great grammar and spelling, don't go crazy, just people chatting online :) It is NOT an english class or anything.

He Said: (10:59 AM):
HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS lol he buss off from a lil rubbin lol

She Said: (10:59 AM):
right lol
i wonder if he hadn't had any in a long time? lol
and the woman post it! lol
rotfl

He Said: (10:59 AM):
that happened to me one time when I was like 17
She Said: (10:59 AM):
gotta be scared of some women yes lol
lol lmfao
what did the girl do?

He Said: (10:59 AM):
except I buss off when I was puttin the condom on lol

She Said: (10:59 AM):
you LIE!!! lol

He Said: (11:00 AM):
nah rel thing
her name was Wilma lol.. I'll never forget
She Said: (11:00 AM):
oh i believe you lol
WILMA?
oh lorsh ll

He Said: (11:00 AM):
yep Wilma
ugly as sin but she had the body of a stripper back then lol
and that girl made me wait like a month before getting it

She Said: (11:01 AM):
yuh just proved my point!!!
I have always said,
dreamboat body, shipwrecked face and a man will STILL have sex with her
He Said: (11:01 AM):
so when I finally got her over my parents and laid her on my waterbed and she was naked I stood there and stared in awe, like in a movie
then I got to breathin shallow etc lol

She Said: (11:01 AM):
a whole month lol
wow, however did you survive?

He Said: (11:01 AM):
so I pull out the condom and as soon as it touch the tip I felt that rush
lol

He Said: (11:02 AM):
I was like noooooooooooooooooooo
lol

She Said: (11:02 AM):
lol
shame

He Said: (11:02 AM):
back then I didn't know how to hold it back so once it started I couldn't stop it lol.  needless to say I never heard from her again lol

She Said: (11:02 AM):
SHOCKING
i wonder if she's now a beautiful butterfly?

He Said: (11:03 AM):
I doubt it, unless she had surgery, but the body was stellar lol

She Said: (11:03 AM):
hmmm, stinka lol

He Said: (11:04 AM):
and yes most men will eagerly plow an unattractive chick with a nice body

She Said: (11:04 AM):
I'm shocked
NOT

He Said: (11:04 AM):
because most men observe a woman from the bottom up

He Said: (11:04 AM):
but attraction is more than just the face though

She Said: (11:05 AM):
true that's just me
I see you, if you have nice face, not great body, No
Attraction is weird lol.  I MUST HAVE PHYSICAL ATTRACTION THROUGH & THROUGH, head to toe lol

He Said: (11:05 AM):
yeah cause one thing you find attractive about one person you may not find attractive in another

She Said: (11:05 AM):
i don't want half/half

He Said: (11:06 AM):
yeah I feel you.. I need some form of physical attraction as well

She Said: (11:06 AM):
and true no man is perfect lol, *this I have learned the hard way*, sometimes you meet a diamond in the rough

He Said: (11:06 AM):
but with me a woman could be not so cute but she may have cute ears in my opinion, and that'll do it for me, I find lil nuances attract me

She Said: (11:07 AM):
"cute EARS?"
I'm sending this convo to my gf to blog lol

He Said: (11:07 AM):
yep, lol you ALWAYS do that lol, I hope she doesn't use my name lol, what's her blog