Sex in the Hotel

Have you ever been at a fab hotel chilling before your sexthrowdown only to hear others having sex and you stop to listen and critique? 

Well, an ex and I use to do that on the wknds, we'd pick a great hotel in the Province and drive out and stay at very posh places, because we thought, 'if it's this much a night people won't possible be animals'.  Well, what a bad thought.  It seems the more you spend per/night, lol, the more loud couples tend to be while fornicating like rabbits.