Screwing the married ex.

What the f*ck is wrong with me huh? We have a mutual breakup, go our separate ways, then one weekend we see eachother and the next thing both of us know we are locked up in a hotel in the city screwing the all over the place! I'm such ah...yes, whore, slut, call me whatever you want, nothing I haven't thought of.

SpeedDating Invites

I have joined  so many of these speeddating sites that I am now getting invitations for Hindu Speeddating and Slender women, Tall men speeddating etc. lol

Another night with Mr.Right Now

His name is "Anthony", I met him about 6 months ago returning on a flight from Paris, where he is a buyer for an upscale boutique, I'm not at liberty to say which, so we have been getting to know eachother, without sex, I know, I am baffled by that, but I am immensely enjoying the courting and learning about him etc.  *Whether he's getting it from someone else while he's waiting for me, lol, who knows...*

He surprised me this weekend by sending flowers with a most darling note telling me to meet him at a particular restaurant in the city, and wow, I have to say, a man who thinks about all these things, certainly is working his way to some major nookie points, lol.

Presently as I'm blogging, he's gone to get me the Chinese food I requested.

Are all Italian men this romantic? Lol  He's pulling out all the stops, I hope I don't jump him as he walks through the door.  Or maybe that's his angle, hmmmm, be strong girl, be strong!

What's up with you tonight?

The Great Days of Yesterminute

Ever just had one of those moments that lasted only a few mins?  Well, I just had one of those, and it was totally wonderful.  Those 'yesterminute' moments can enlighten one to such an extent that the present seems to be so dull and eh.

Life's a bitch in 6 inch stilettos!

That is the question I constantly ask.  WHY?  Have you ever noticed the answers you get once that question has been asked?

I recently bumped into my ex fiance' at the mall in one of my fave stores Holt Renfrew, and the first words out of his mouth were, "why do we keep meeting up like this?"  My answer was a simple one, "I have no idea."  He is one of those for whom there will always be a reason as to WHY something has happened and or is so.  So for him, this 'accidential' meeting is one the "God's" has conveniently set up.

Had to remind him that he is now 'happily' married to my rival, lol.  "Whom I understand is horning him with his best friend on a regular!" lol.

Life's a Bitch!

HIS Rules of Engagement

SO apparently I am a "serial dater" and unbeknownst to me, I have been indulging in "serial dating" since my last long term relationship. Well, The Dr. and I are still making a go at this "relationship", but while doing that, I always keep my eyes on some dating sites, and just a few moments ago I was browsing a search list and came upon this, lol

I'm looking for an open minded woman for NSA fun and friendship at the same time, I'm really not into games, don't have time for that. So if you contact me, make sure this is what you're looking for, and most important, as much as you may be tempted to do so, don't contact me to give lectures, not needed and not welcomed. Pictures available upon request.

My rules of engagement :

1.- I'm not single and I'm not changing my situation, just in case you didn't read my status.
2.- If you are just looking for a quick fix, that's fine with me but please be up front.
3.- Protected Sex (any type) is a must (no exceptions) if you're allergic to latex, let me know.
4.- If you're interested in meeting in person, I'd like to see a full body picture. Doesn't need to be naked :-), and you don't need to be a Barbie but if you weight a ton please move on.
5.- Discretion is a must too, i won't share personal info with anyone. So if anything goes on, lets just keep it on the down low, ok?
6.- You can ask as many questions as you want, I will answer with honesty to most of them.
7.- I am not interested in becoming the sugar Daddy of anyone, I'll pay for drinks though.
8.- I don't really have much time to spare and I need to plan ahead, please consider that.
9.- Come as you are, Like I said, I'm not looking for a doll.
10.- I think that's about it.
Cheers,

A.

PS. I do have an accent in case you're one of those who have a problem with that.

First Date: first date lets go for drinks, will see if we hit it off

Now ladies, IF you get involved with this gentleman, and from his pic, not a total bore to look at, however, I have to say that IF you do go out with him and end up crying, it's not his fault, afterall he did put it out there!!!

Thoughts of Strange things running through the playground that is my mind.

Conversating with Mr. Dr today and he kept speaking about, "OUR future." And "OUR vacation." And "OUR" this, and that.  Hmmm, lately it seems that all conversations begin with, "Baby, are WE going to make this OUR this, that, or whatever?" or my personal favourite, "hun, I was thinking about this color for OUR mastersuite!"  Never wanting to be "one of those women," I broach the subject very carefully. 

And how did I do that?  "I told him I had to go shopping and left."  Don't get me wrong, he's a great man, and we have an amazing time together, but we have not been going out that long, as far as I'm concerned for us to be speaking about moving in together and or marriage.

I'll wait to see what happens....*tapping fingers, looking at left hand....IMAGINE!*

Girl talk.

I was speaking to my cousin earlier and I was absolutely overwhelmed at all the emotions of the fact that HE may spend the rest of his life alone.  That's right, HE. My MALE cousin, who is 32, has shared with me his fear of being alone.  And you thought it's only us women who fear this and who express this to our friends, families and or shrinks.  Never be fooled ladies, SOME men are sensitive creatures who feel just as much as we do.

Shocked did not begin to describe what I felt, not to mention, total confusion and disgust all at once.  On one hand I felt honored that he respected me and thought of me to share this with, on the other hand, I felt disgust, how dare he do this?  Doesn't he know that 'WE' have been coined, "the fairer sex" and it is US who have the authority to feel all this stuff!?  He's successful, independent, and is well on his way to retiring before he's 40, I kid you not.  IF he's having problems meeting a wonderful woman to share his life with, how in the hell is a normal woman or man to get anyone? lol.

Oh well, long story short, ladies, it is not just us.

Proof that men know not what they want!

I was on this dating site and this gorgeous hunk of masculinity contacted me.

Well, we were having some "getting to know you convos" upon when the last question he asked was, "what are your plans this wknd?"  I told him, didn't hear back from him.  My plans did not involve enslaving and subjugating races into slavery nor was I going to wear the Scarlet Letter on my chest and burn down pubs with men in it (that was for the following wknd) :) well, the next thing I know is that "HE BLOCKED ME" Lol.  Much to my surprise. 

This is where it gets good, lol.  He somehow finds one of my girlfriends online and goes after her, lol, and does the same thing.  Eventually, she left the site and came back under another name, and what do you know, he contacts her, NOT REMEMBERING HER FROM BEFORE" lol.

Background on his profile, he basically spoke about, "wanting a woman who wants him but does not need him and does not need to spend everywakinghour together.  He appreciates a woman who is feminine and who can wear the hell out of a pair of jeans etc.?"  So, my girl contacted me and had a good laugh when he sent her this msg: "you look familiar have we gone out before?" She said no, but you blocked me after you asked me several questions, I guess I didn't tell you what you wanted to hear because you blocked me." To which he replied, "oh probably, I like a woman who wants and needs me!" My gf then said, "well you need to fix that profile cause it's a boldface lie!" and promptly BLOCKED HIM! Lol

So ladies, be weary of the loco sharks masquerading as seahorses.

Some men truly do NOT know what they really want! And they like to blame us for ish! LOL

What's the deal huh?

Why bother me with such trivial bull that I do not care about and or that is of NO concern to me? I'll tell you why you bother me with your timeless shit! It's because you are a moron and were probably dropped on your freaking head from the time of birth up till the present when you sent me those stupid idiotic emails!!

GROW UP NIGEL!!

PLEASE!!!!