Wednesday, December 9, 2009
My GF EX Penis...lol
P.S. TO ANY OF YOU ON MY BLOG DON'T YOU DARE REPORT ANYTHING, I HAVE MADE THIS BLOG FOR ADULT CONTENT...SO BE ON YOUR WAY!
Update on previous post
Blackmail Post
While working my tush off today, I received call from the head hauncho of the company to come to his office. As I took my time to gather myself and make sure my pants fit ever so perfectly and my jacket showed off my waistline nicely, I raised myself from my chair, opened the door and headed to the stairs, not the elevator, the stairs, and I walked up 10 flights of stairs, who am I to rush to see this scumbag.
As I'm walking my heels are click clacking, next thing I'm imagining myself and the fling I had in the Bahamas, and "Clarice" begins to literally cry, you know what that means? Detour to the womens washroom, 3 floors from the 20th floor, which was my next stop. While in the washroom, I stuck my head into my personal bosses office, and he looks so debonair, sitting at his desk in his gorgeous suit, shoes super clean, I clear my throat, he sees me and gives me this smile, again, "Clarice jumps" I smile back, and said, "don't work too hard" and I make my exit.
So, I'm on the 20th floor, I get into the office, he smiles at me, I smile back and simply said, "you requested my presence Mr. Saunders?" He smiled, and said, "I did Tina, can we sit for a moment, I wish to discuss with you what you witnessed in the Caribbean." Lol Long story short, he wanted to make sure I don't speak of this to anyone etc.
I said, "Mr. Saunders, I am very discreet, however, this type of secret has it's own way of making itself known,, now I have no intentions of telling anyone, however, what are you willing to do to make sure that does not happen?" I tell you, it's a case of 'Sex and the City' lol. He told me to give him an hour and he'll get back to me. Lol
An hour went by and I am very happy. Lol
While working my tush off today, I received call from the head hauncho of the company to come to his office. As I took my time to gather myself and make sure my pants fit ever so perfectly and my jacket showed off my waistline nicely, I raised myself from my chair, opened the door and headed to the stairs, not the elevator, the stairs, and I walked up 10 flights of stairs, who am I to rush to see this scumbag.
As I'm walking my heels are click clacking, next thing I'm imagining myself and the fling I had in the Bahamas, and "Clarice" begins to literally cry, you know what that means? Detour to the womens washroom, 3 floors from the 20th floor, which was my next stop. While in the washroom, I stuck my head into my personal bosses office, and he looks so debonair, sitting at his desk in his gorgeous suit, shoes super clean, I clear my throat, he sees me and gives me this smile, again, "Clarice jumps" I smile back, and said, "don't work too hard" and I make my exit.
So, I'm on the 20th floor, I get into the office, he smiles at me, I smile back and simply said, "you requested my presence Mr. Saunders?" He smiled, and said, "I did Tina, can we sit for a moment, I wish to discuss with you what you witnessed in the Caribbean." Lol Long story short, he wanted to make sure I don't speak of this to anyone etc.
I said, "Mr. Saunders, I am very discreet, however, this type of secret has it's own way of making itself known,, now I have no intentions of telling anyone, however, what are you willing to do to make sure that does not happen?" I tell you, it's a case of 'Sex and the City' lol. He told me to give him an hour and he'll get back to me. Lol
An hour went by and I am very happy. Lol
Ahhhhhhh
I'm in my condo looking out over the city and it looks, CLOUDY! I see little inklings of snow, looking at my phone to call one of my many gentlemen to cuddle with me tonight, however, the way I'm feeling I'll lay under my covers and enjoy myself with and by my own self :) Lol. You know how some men are, they wanna come and take over things! Lol
At times like this, I like to reminisce about great sexual times. I have an ex, who was the most awesome lover. Head to toe he'd make me shiver just by looking at me. He ate pussy like he was a blue ribbon champion. He was up for whatever, whenever, always pleasing. Naturally there's a reason why he's an EX, and no it's not my fault! He cheated and cheated horribly. When I'm with you, that's it, I'm with you. But, he never saw it that way, eventually I just could not be an option.
Then there was the ex who wanted me to be a lesbian just to satisfy his own lustful intentions, and that didn't work. Now, I've had my share of women and it was nice, but it's not on my menu every night. However, he too was, O.M.F.G. wicked in bed...to quote, "SHABBA!!" lol
At times like this, I like to reminisce about great sexual times. I have an ex, who was the most awesome lover. Head to toe he'd make me shiver just by looking at me. He ate pussy like he was a blue ribbon champion. He was up for whatever, whenever, always pleasing. Naturally there's a reason why he's an EX, and no it's not my fault! He cheated and cheated horribly. When I'm with you, that's it, I'm with you. But, he never saw it that way, eventually I just could not be an option.
Then there was the ex who wanted me to be a lesbian just to satisfy his own lustful intentions, and that didn't work. Now, I've had my share of women and it was nice, but it's not on my menu every night. However, he too was, O.M.F.G. wicked in bed...to quote, "SHABBA!!" lol
I am about to start charging my "so-called Friends"
......soon to be renamed "friendamies" simply because they are beginning to drive me up a very high wall with no great view, that's why!
Rebecca called me today to remind me that she and her bf broke up exactly 2 months ago and how he has not called to check up on her!!
Then I was run-a-muck with texts from Trevor, who said to me, "you know for a woman you're not very nice and supportive!" Well shiver-me-timbers. Forgive me if I don't care to be bombarded with the same blasted convos everytime I look at my phone and or answer my phone. Seriously, these parasites are going to make me change all email addresses and phone numbers if this keeps up. (AND I KNOW YOU MOFOS ARE READING THE BLOG, YES, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU GUYS!!!) *love you guys anyway :P*
Spoke to the Italian gentleman today :) had a great convo and fantasized a bit while he was talking to me about all the things he has the potential to do. Hmmm, "Clarice girllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, hahaaaaaaaaaaaa" You know I have to wonder what people did before the internet and blogging! Lol, ahhhh gone of the days of the pen to paper in the great journal with the infamous (flimsy lock'n'key) :)
Spoke to the boss-who-wanna-be-my-man today, and he was so sweet. He reminded me to think about our convo and to know that he will do right by me etc. Well, I'm sorry if I don't fall for that line and let my panties fall to the floor, *oops wait, I don't wear those things*, but you get my point! The last man who said to me, "I promise to treat you like the queen you are, etc, etc, etc," he turned out to be, what else but a cheat and ah huge ass LIAR!! Good thing I'm not bitter huh ?Lol
Rebecca called me today to remind me that she and her bf broke up exactly 2 months ago and how he has not called to check up on her!!
Then I was run-a-muck with texts from Trevor, who said to me, "you know for a woman you're not very nice and supportive!" Well shiver-me-timbers. Forgive me if I don't care to be bombarded with the same blasted convos everytime I look at my phone and or answer my phone. Seriously, these parasites are going to make me change all email addresses and phone numbers if this keeps up. (AND I KNOW YOU MOFOS ARE READING THE BLOG, YES, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU GUYS!!!) *love you guys anyway :P*
Spoke to the Italian gentleman today :) had a great convo and fantasized a bit while he was talking to me about all the things he has the potential to do. Hmmm, "Clarice girllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, hahaaaaaaaaaaaa" You know I have to wonder what people did before the internet and blogging! Lol, ahhhh gone of the days of the pen to paper in the great journal with the infamous (flimsy lock'n'key) :)
Spoke to the boss-who-wanna-be-my-man today, and he was so sweet. He reminded me to think about our convo and to know that he will do right by me etc. Well, I'm sorry if I don't fall for that line and let my panties fall to the floor, *oops wait, I don't wear those things*, but you get my point! The last man who said to me, "I promise to treat you like the queen you are, etc, etc, etc," he turned out to be, what else but a cheat and ah huge ass LIAR!! Good thing I'm not bitter huh ?Lol
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