I was in line at the pet store today and I saw this simply delicious man (he looked with white, Japanese and black) knees got weak, "Clarice" got wet, you know. Anyway, he was 2 people away from me, then he was right behind me, BUT, I was overcome with the stench of cigarettes from him that I was instantly turned off.
Men smoking and pussies do not go together!!
Friday, December 4, 2009
WTF
In my quest to date and just not be bothered with the trials, tribulations, and emotional chow-chows of anything serious I seem to have stumbled unto an interesting male speciMAN. Of course in the beginning everything is always picture poifect (to quote a famous rabbit), then all of a sudden the crazy ex's begin to pop up and start, as I like to call them, "intense SHITISODES".
more to come my fingers are tired from this mobile writing :)
more to come my fingers are tired from this mobile writing :)
The boss calls expressing his intentions
I think to myself, hmmm, what is wrong with this man?I'm working, my phone rings, I answer, no one responds, but there is someone there, then he speaks, "hi, hi Tina how are you, are you busy?"
He says even before I can answer, "I don't beat around the bush so here's the deal, I like you, I've always liked you, I believe we can be great together, let's give dating a go and see where it takes us!"
My mouth is still opened, before I can again speak, he says, "think about it and I will call you in the morning, how about breakfast at The Metropolitan Hotel for 10:00 a.m., I will pick you up at 9:00 a.m., and he hangs up.
Now, ladies, if you were me, what would you do :) ?
(As if I need you to tell me)
**why didn't he mention this when we were having our drinks earlier tonight?**
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