I call my client today to set up an appointment after leaving phone calls and emails, all which go by unanswered. So, I finally take myself down to her office to get the necessary done, because she has an overly incompetent assistant who believes Ronald McDonald really does run McDonalds'. I arrive to speak to her directly, because like I mentioned assistant, "not so good at what she does." She stops me and says to me, "I'm sorry she's unavailable at the moment." I said, "well contact her and get her available because after tomorrow I am unavailable for one month." She walks inside her office, and I can see her sitting in her chair looking outside her window. Immediately I think, 'great, some stupid personal drama is about to come out.'
Ms. Assistant comes out, looks at me and ushers me in. This is the convo or so most of it:
Her: Ms. T, how are you today, sorry I did not get back to you earlier but, my BOYFRIEND and I just broke up!
Me: *open mouth to speak, she continues to speak, so I close my mouth and listen.....*
Her: Can you believe it, after 5 months he sends me a DM on Twitter and breaks up with me! That lousy 25 year old son-of-a-bitch-who-screwed-his-lowlife father-mamasboy.
