Thursday, November 12, 2009

The Douchbag Saga Continues

I had a date with a gentleman tonight, and it went very well.  Needless to say he was not the douchebag.  The douchebag happened to be 2 young men speaking about whatever, the words I happened to catch were, 'yo, I know dude, for real dude, I know eh' but moving on.  So, one says to the other, "yo dude, my girl told me I had to get a nice shirt to go with her, yo, dude, do you know how much a shirt and tie cost me dude, yo $150. for a stupid simple shirt and tie dude." At this point I had to midly turn to see who was saying this and well let's just say, "there's a reason I am single." But, of course the guy did not say $150. he said "a bill fiddy" which loosely translates to one hundred and fifty dollars. 'At times I want to weep for the future and some of the women who are dating these so-called men.'

I so laugh at that figure, I spend that on a pair of shoes and or a small clutch lol.  Were he woman he would never make it! Lol.

If any men are reading this, what do you consider an appropriate amount to spend on a shirt & tie?
I work with the craziest woman, who happens to be 6 1/2 months pregnant and TRYING to hide it.  She could gude it if she had a different body and carried herself better, but alas that is not the case.  She's sloppy, untidy ?d just all round screaming for a makeover.  And she has the nerve to lie when people ask her if she's pregnant and when she's due,
meanwhile, she's waddling side to side, and blowing up faster than someone putting air into a balloon.