New Cigarette WARNING

Last night I was thinking about smokers and those men who love to smoke and love getting head and love to have the woman swallow their cum.  What if one day you went to purchase a pack of cigs, faggs cancer sticks and on the pkg it has the warning of, "SMOKING WILL CAUSE YOUR CUM TO TASTE FUCKED UP.  SHRINK YOUR DICK.   CAUSE YOU TO NEVER GET A WOMAN CLOSE TO YOUR DICK EVER AGAIN.  SO, IF YOU EVER WANT A WOMAN TO SUCK YOUR DICK, WANT HER TO DIGEST, DON'T SMOKE!" or something to that effect, I wonder if male smokers will quit?

Mascara Commercials are misleading

Ladies, when you are watching those mascara commercials, I do hope you know that those lashes on the celebs/models who are peddling the products are NOT real.  At times I wonder if they think their consumers are that dumb, BECAUSE, surely when you use lash  blast or which ever ones are out there, your puny little lashes will NEVER, NEVER EVER look like what is portrayed in the commercials.

Check this out. All I can do is just laugh. Maybe she's born with it? Ha, hell no!  Read through the post, one girl talks about her routine about 'curling her lashes with her *name drop brandname eyelash curler* they all do the same thing, no matter namebrand or no name at all.  And then she goes on to talking about how many coats of mascara she uses...3 coats.  Oh my goodness.

IF you want your lashes to look like those in the commercials, you may want to consider lash extensions.  They last for 3wks or so.  Look into it.

I wonder if anyone has ever sued one of those companies for failing to make their lashes as long and lustrious as shown in the commercials.  And, I don't believe I've ever seen a disclaimer stating, "LASHES IN THIS COMMERCIAL ARE NOT REAL SO DON'T EXPECT SUCH GORGEOUS EYELASHES."

Derek the "skid-mark guy."

I once had a brief thing with a man named Derek.  Everything was simply beautiful, we had a great time together, great conversation and all that.  Then after about 6 months, he spent the wknd with me at my home.  Coming to the end of the wknd, I was doing laundry and his underwear was in there, and I had to drop everything to go get a pair of gloves and thongs to hold his pooh-stained-underwear.

I was in shock to say the very least.  Now, a child, I can understand, but, an adult having pooh-stained underwear, just isn't cool  and HIGHLY UNCALLED FOR!  You wipe, take a look, if the tp is full of doodoo then you wipe again and wipe until the tp is CLEAN!!

Recently, we bumped into eachother and had a bite to eat, and when he went to the washroom and came back to the table, I couldn't help but wonder if he washed his hands and wiped his ass perfectly clean.

D the skidmark-Douchebag.

Why do SOME women sabotage their relationships?

I could ask myself that question, and I have, but here's the thing, I have never sabotaged my relationship(s).  I'm not like a psycho Carrie Bradshaw searching for hidden icebergs and panics when the relationship is sailing on through calm waters and super blue sunny skies.

Here's my advice to some of you lunatic women.  JUST GO WITH THE FLOW!  Do not go searching for hidden agendas, and or sit there thinking about why it is you haven't had an argument, or why he hasn't introduced you to his friends/family and all that just yet.  Just sit back and enjoy!

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Ok, so I'm cruising the radio dial tonight, and I stumble upon some excellent oldies, so much so I stopped baking and had a little party session with me, myself, and the mirrors and almost forgot all about the baking.

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