Negro PLEASE!

First let me address 3 things from my day...

1. Some strange ass guy approached me today with the most ridiculous American accent, and he's fully off the boat from St. Vincent!  Why brothas, why oh why do you feel you have to speak like Tony Soprano when clearly you are not qualified!
2. Do not EVER, EVER take God out your thoughts and hail me out especially when you DO NOT know my name and or who the heck I am!  I'm minding my own business and I'm hearing a sound, of course no one is addressing me so I will not answer, then all of a sudden he comes to me and says, "didn't you hear me calling you?"  I am with a group of colleagues, so naturally, I look at him and said, "now, listen to me, you do not know who I am, where I am from or what I am about.  I must tell you here and now infront of witnesses, I do not ever respond to "hey, baby, yo, honey, wsup ma' and stuff like that.  I'm not an around the way chic from your block so I suggest if you want to speak to  me, you take the time to approach me, like a gentleman, now I see that this may be a long shot, but try it anyway."  And I left him there.
3. When you are a store owner and you are shoveling snow from in front of your store, lol, please do not smoke weed while you are doing it, because the thing is you never know when or where a cop will show up, as in the case of the 7.11 owner tonight, he wasn't arrested, but he was given a ticket lol