This convo was emailed to me by a GF of mine, lol.

He Says: says (3:08 PM):
so my friend that I met on new years eve right

She Says: says (3:09 PM):
friend already? ok go on

He Says: says (3:10 PM):
from the day I met her she's been carryin on about how she's got so much money and how she is balling out of control etc

She Says: says (3:10 PM):
lol
this should be good

He Says: says (3:10 PM):
tellin me how she be up in the club with 2500 in hundreds in her purse etc

She Says: says (3:11 PM):
lol
lmfao

He Says: says (3:11 PM):
how she is in the bar buying bottles of moet for 180 a piece etc
and admittedly she has some nice things in her apartment.. but seriously

He Says: says (3:12 PM):
80% of our conversations is about her and her money and how she has all this money in the bank but she keeps a stack of hundreds in the safe in her apartment etc etc to which I'm like yawwwwn
now comes the reason why people shouldn't lie or exaggerate their standing so get this

He Says: says (3:13 PM):
at the same time she's been bragging about all this money etc. her cell phone got turned off for non-payment.. so she was stressing about how she was gonna pay it so she had to dip into her rent money for that

She Says: says (3:13 PM):
lol
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo

He Says: says (3:13 PM):
then she just called me complaining because she said she only has $25 to her name

She Says: says (3:14 PM):
she forgot what she told you:? lol

He Says: says (3:14 PM):
and how she is gonna have to break down and call her ex to ask him to help her pay her rent because "I know he'll give it to me"

She Says: says (3:14 PM):
or was she dreaming lol lfmao

He Says: says (3:14 PM):
lmao

She Says: says (3:14 PM):
ROTFL
well yes
hey X, I own the CN Tower lol

He Says: says (3:14 PM):
and how she's gonna have to get a roomate because she can't pay the rent on her own
lol

She Says: says (3:14 PM):
what happen to de hundreds in the safe, she get robbed? 
rotfl

He Says: says (3:15 PM):
now take into account that she's only been in her apartment for 2 months with the first 2 months being rent free
lol

She Says: says (3:15 PM):
Accounted! lol

He Says: says (3:15 PM):
so now that she is going to have to pay it, the truth is coming out
I knew she was full of shit cause she talks too much

She Says: says (3:15 PM):
like niagara falls baby
lol

He Says: says (3:15 PM):
like she kept telling me about this dodge charger with the hemi engine that she drives around etc

She Says: says (3:15 PM):
y0u should tell her that

He Says: says (3:16 PM):
but then when we met up somewhere she was driving an old saturn

She Says: says (3:16 PM):
lol
rotfl

He Says: says (3:16 PM):
so I'm like ummmm whey de charga?
and she's like oh I don't have that anymore I turned it in when the lease was up cause I'm about to buy that new camaro on monday

She Says: says (3:16 PM):
at the dealership waiting for someone with money to purchase it

He Says: says (3:17 PM):
and she's like I can get any car cause I got the money for it and if I need a co signer I got people that will jump to cosign for me etc

She Says: says (3:17 PM):
so lease up and you hop into a 1989 whatever? lol

He Says: says (3:17 PM):
o I'm like ok thais great
LMAO
you are mad woman lol

She Says: says (3:17 PM):
i'm just saying lol
who does that

He Says: says (3:17 PM):
so that monday she goes to the dealership and calls me disappointed
she needed a cosigner

She Says: says (3:17 PM):
lease up, you get into something hotter right then and there
you don't walk out literally
lol
ROTFL

He Says: says (3:18 PM):
so I'm like ummm where are the people that you have at the ready
lol

She Says: says (3:18 PM):
where do you meet these wackos
lol

He Says: says (3:18 PM):
lol

She Says: says (3:18 PM):
friends are fleeting/fleeing lol
don't say that place lol

He Says: says (3:18 PM):
lol these are probably guys that tell women shit like that to get in their pants

She Says: says (3:18 PM):
NOOOOOOOOO, guys do that?

She Says: says (3:19 PM):
wow i NEVER knew lol

He Says: says (3:19 PM):
"yeah baby I got you no matter what you need just call your boy cause I'm hear for you baby.. Here lemme take these panties off baby"
lol
no not imix lol
I met her here in Detroit

She Says: says (3:19 PM):
lol
ok fine that other place lol

He Says: says (3:19 PM):
I shoulda known she was weird when I met her

She Says: says (3:19 PM):
llmfaooooooooooo lol

He Says: says (3:20 PM):
listen
we were at the bar on nye
I didn't know the woman was standing directly behind me.. so when I turned around to people watch our faces were face to face
and she was like "dang you almost kissed me"

He Says: says (3:21 PM):
and I was like "nah if I kissed you you'd be trying to buy me drinks and take me home" lol
we laughed and kinda kept talking, much to the chagrin of the female I was there with
but lawd.. this girl is a rel assclown

He Says: says (3:22 PM):
all she does is complain.. I'm like damn man I got bills too
lol