I call my client today to set up an appointment after leaving phone calls and emails, all which go by unanswered. So, I finally take myself down to her office to get the necessary done, because she has an overly incompetent assistant who believes Ronald McDonald really does run McDonalds'. I arrive to speak to her directly, because like I mentioned assistant, "not so good at what she does." She stops me and says to me, "I'm sorry she's unavailable at the moment." I said, "well contact her and get her available because after tomorrow I am unavailable for one month." She walks inside her office, and I can see her sitting in her chair looking outside her window. Immediately I think, 'great, some stupid personal drama is about to come out.'
Ms. Assistant comes out, looks at me and ushers me in. This is the convo or so most of it:
Her: Ms. T, how are you today, sorry I did not get back to you earlier but, my BOYFRIEND and I just broke up!
Me: *open mouth to speak, she continues to speak, so I close my mouth and listen.....*
Her: Can you believe it, after 5 months he sends me a DM on Twitter and breaks up with me! That lousy 25 year old son-of-a-bitch-who-screwed-his-lowlife father-mamasboy.
By now, I'm on my phone texting a gf of mine, because all this bs is not why we signed a contract. I'm there on BUSINESS, your sorry, pitiful life does nothing but bore me at this point. Were we friends, of course I would be somewhat of a shoulder. BUT, all this shittery over a BOY!
Me: Well, MRS. C, I regret to inform you that this is not my concern. My concern at this point is to let you know that the changes you requested cannot be done, and because you took soo long to return my calls and emails, I cannot complete this today and tomorrow I am gone for a month.
Her: *she stares at me blankly then says.* You don't have to be so mean about this, I am going through....at this point I put my hand up to stop her right there and said,
Me: It's not in my nature to be this blunt, however, I have to say, you are a married woman, dating a 25 year old boy, *she interrupts to say, actually he's closer to 23* then I continue, ok fine, he's a baby then, and you are this upset over it all? Quite frankly, I hope your husband finds out, and as I turn around to leave, who is standing behind me, HER HUSBAND! HE HEARD EVERYTHING I SAID! LOL
He said: Looking straight at her, 'So what you are really saying is that you don't love and or respect me, and that you want a divorce and that I will get custody of the kids. *Kids are dogs, a golden retreiver and chocolate lab*
She said: Perhaps when you return you can complete this for me and blah blah blah and paid me
I took my cheque and left.
This is why some men think women should not be in positions of power, simply because we allow our emotions run us, and they can run us into the very dirt we came from.
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