Here we go,

So, my day has not yet totally begun and the stupidity of my male friends have started to bore me relentlessly.

Jason is an amazing man, however, at times I think he's a serious woman!  He's a 38 year old architect, with his own home, drives luxury vehicles, has basically NO DEBT, and has money, and he's dating the most disgusting woman.  However, in his eyes, or in his dick, he thinks the sun rises and sets in her pussy.  Being that we're such fantastic friends, when he asked me what I thought about her, needless to say I did not hold back.  I told him I thought she was only after his money and to ride around in his range and to basically reap the rewards of being with a man such as himself, I also let him know that I found her to be totally rude, lazy, horny and dumb.  Of course being horny is not a horrible thing, it's horrible when the man complains that the woman is a lazy fuck, and she just lays there, no moaning, no nothing, I mean give the man something to work with.  Now, lol, the jury may still be out on the fact that she's a woman, however, I see way beyond the bravado she exudes to him.

So, it so happens that last night they went out and of course she was the one who called him and invited him out to this really EXPENSIVE restaurant, knowing she's on welfare and broke like a church mouse!  So, when the bill came she did the little game of "oh damn it I seem to have forgotten my wallet with my credit cards and atm card at home", as I roll my eyes into my cranium.  He had text me last night to tell me, of course he paid the $300.00 bill and they left, of course, the good thing about J is that, it may take him a while to find out, but, when he does finally open his eyes, you are as good as the dirt he dusts off his feet.

Long story short, he called to tell me a little while ago, "T, you were right, thanks for waiting to see just when I would see what you saw, and I'd like to bring over someone for you to meet, I met her at the gym and I promise she's none of those things you saw in tweedledumb."

So here I am waiting on my doorbell to ring for me to meet the new contestant of, "Jason's turnstyle."

That's it, I'm a lesbian!

To hell with all this bullshit with men, although, I hear lesz have their situation as well and they fight like power rangers during a breakup.  

M = Mundane

A = Assholes

N = Nuisance 

I am seriously disgusted by men

What kind of a man calls his ex to come over to his house to fuck him, especially since he's just been informed by his wife that she wants a divorce because of his cheating ass?

Smoking and Vagagas DO NOT MIX

I was in line at the pet store today and I saw this simply delicious man (he looked with white, Japanese and black) knees got weak, "Clarice" got wet, you know. Anyway, he was 2 people away from me, then he was right behind me, BUT, I was overcome with the stench of cigarettes from him that I was instantly turned off.

Men smoking and pussies do not go together!!

WTF

In my quest to date and just not be bothered with  the trials, tribulations, and emotional chow-chows of anything serious I seem to have stumbled unto an interesting male speciMAN.  Of course in the beginning everything is always picture poifect (to quote a famous rabbit), then all of a sudden the crazy ex's begin to pop up and start, as I like to call them, "intense SHITISODES".

more to come my fingers are tired from this mobile writing :)

The boss calls expressing his intentions

I'm working, my phone rings, I answer, no one responds, but there is someone there, then he speaks, "hi, hi Tina how are you, are you busy?"

I think to myself, hmmm, what is wrong with this man?
He says even before I can answer, "I don't beat around the bush so here's the deal, I like you, I've always liked you, I believe we can be great together, let's give dating a go and see where it takes us!"
My mouth is still opened, before I can again speak, he says, "think about it and I will call you in the morning, how about breakfast at The Metropolitan Hotel for 10:00 a.m., I will pick you up at 9:00 a.m., and he hangs up.

Now, ladies, if you were me, what would you do :) ?

(As if I need you to tell me)

**why didn't he mention this when we were having our drinks earlier tonight?**

my boss claims to be inlove with me

I find it all very hilarious.  He made it clear to me before our little affair that it is what it is, a fling which we flung, now he's INLOVE!  Foolish man. (I will admit he is a mad cutie ;)

Th Douchebag Who Is a Lousy Breakerupper

Here we are at his family's thanksgiving 2004 and he turns to me and says, "T, I really do like you but my family so adores you that I'll have to break up with you, please don't hate me."

Lol, almost choking on my turkey wing, I look at him, smile, and excuse myself from the exciting convo of  "Why Uncle Timothy could not go to the garage to get his snowblower."  Naturally, he follows and then says, "don't feel bad, it's not you, it's ME!" Lmfao, isn't that always the kicker.  Doesn't he know that when a person says that, that's it's them, and not the idiot saying those words.  Lucky for him, I'm a super wonderful femme he was damn right it wasn't me, it was his out of timing, backyard thinking childish selfish self.

I got back to the table, and asked to say a few words, I said, "I have just been informed by your childish family member, Gregory, that he cannot continue to date me because you guys supposedly like me so, and he doesn't like that.  So please understand that I will not continue dining and will take my leave and Happy Thankisgiving!"  And I left.

He had the audacity to follow and say, "You Bitch."

I politely, walked up to him and punched him and busted his lip.  To the applause of his sisters etc. and drove off feeling like Foxy Brown!

Blackmail

While in The Bahamas, I came across my cheating boss (CEO).  Who left his very pregnant wife in Toronto to venture to The Bahamas with his silly, no sense having 21 year old bleached over blonde typical fluffuff.  I didn't threaten to blackmail him, however, the pics I got of them will surface somewhere, somehow.

I live this sexstyle because I can.  I'm not involved with anyone, therefore I'm not cheating on anyone, however, when you are involved, married, it's not ok to go about grossly cheating on your spouse.

And now that I'm done with my moral act :) I'll go about the rest of my day.  Time to get back into the dating swim I've been on for the longest while.

Some men truly do look to be SHOT!