What's in a kiss?

A kiss, something so tender, so sweet, and electrifying delicious.  Unlike one I had when I was 16 which still haunts me to this very day.  It was like the rinse cycle of a wash, ugghhhh!!!

What a gorgeous day

Back from my skate date, that's rollerskating, thank you very much, and it was sweet!  The man was not a douche bag, which was kind of a letdown, lol, I mean after all, my blog is about the douche bags, however, he was not, so he asked me out on another date and I gladly said, 'yes, that would be nice.'

Just another day in The Datinghood

Today was a great day in the dating arena.  I lunched with an executive from a particular bank, who is looking for a woman to DISCIPLINE him.  I looked at him and smiled and asked him to further explain, and his explaination was this, "growing up his mother and sisters did and when he got older he only dated women who did."  Lol

Date Update:

It went well, however what made him a 'douche' was when he started to speak of his exwife and put her down.   Other than that, thumbs partially up.

In know that there is an approved convo list to adhere to when on a frist date, lol, there is no need to go into great detail(s) about past relationship and marriages and your testicular surgery convo!

NO REASON AT ALL!!!

I'm here at Moxie's waiting on my date to arrive, I got here early just to have a drink by m.yself before the show begins.

This is my second date for the day, my 13th for the week, and befor you open your mouth and call me a whore, don't!  I'm not having sex with the men I'm just having fun meeting all types of men.

Details to come later.  Just one more  vodka stinger....

The Douchbag Saga Continues

I had a date with a gentleman tonight, and it went very well.  Needless to say he was not the douchebag.  The douchebag happened to be 2 young men speaking about whatever, the words I happened to catch were, 'yo, I know dude, for real dude, I know eh' but moving on.  So, one says to the other, "yo dude, my girl told me I had to get a nice shirt to go with her, yo, dude, do you know how much a shirt and tie cost me dude, yo $150. for a stupid simple shirt and tie dude." At this point I had to midly turn to see who was saying this and well let's just say, "there's a reason I am single." But, of course the guy did not say $150. he said "a bill fiddy" which loosely translates to one hundred and fifty dollars. 'At times I want to weep for the future and some of the women who are dating these so-called men.'

I so laugh at that figure, I spend that on a pair of shoes and or a small clutch lol.  Were he woman he would never make it! Lol.

If any men are reading this, what do you consider an appropriate amount to spend on a shirt & tie?

I work with the craziest woman, who happens to be 6 1/2 months pregnant and TRYING to hide it.  She could gude it if she had a different body and carried herself better, but alas that is not the case.  She's sloppy, untidy ?d just all round screaming for a makeover.  And she has the nerve to lie when people ask her if she's pregnant and when she's due,
meanwhile, she's waddling side to side, and blowing up faster than someone putting air into a balloon.

Affair with a married man

It was one of those things that should not have happened, but it did.  And even though he claimed that they were going through a divorce, that neither made what I did any better, in that instance, I clearly was the douchebagess.  However, lol...'insert evil smile' he was that insatiable lover.  And I ate it up, head to toe.  He was like that bottomless ice cream desert that no matter how much you eat, you will never get to the bottom of it.
Hmmm, I wonder what he's doing these days?  It would be hilarious to think if he's still staying around for his kids, even though his kids are well into their 40's and have families of their own.  Hmmm

The first douchebag I went out with

His name is and I'm sure still is Anthony, a beautiful half black, half indian guy, 'names are allowed, just no pics of the douchebags'. :) He was a most exciting lover, in everyway, the only thing that made him a douchebag was the fact that he was painfully, ridicously, and sinfully C.H.E.A.P!!!!

And that is NEVER a good thing! Cheapness like smugness, is never a good quality!