Mmmm, Breakfast

Truly the most important meal of the day, I'm on my way to my office, to see what the little seamonkeys are up to today, then I'll leave for my Lunch date which is scheduled for 12:47 p.m. (that's just me, why do 12:45 when it can be 12:47?)

His specs, he's a technician for the telephone company with his own home and 3 cars, single, never been married, does not know if he wants kids in the future and claims to be an amazing lover with  a large penis.  Well, we'll see what is real from fiction.

I just found out,

That I have to travel to The Bahamas on Tuesday for my job, now the great thing about that is that I have a thing for Pilots and the Mile High Club, (I mean who doesn't?)  When I take these trips I'm usually gone for about 3-5 days, however, this particular trip I'm gone for 2 whole freaking weeks!  Oh yea, it's all about work hard and play harder!!!!!!!

Also, my boss is one hell of a hot piece of ass, and I do believe, lol, that I will be partaking of him.

It's a weird thing when you work for someone you're attracted to and you know the rules about inter company fraternizing etc, we go through this whole song and dance, subtle looks, rubbing up against each other in the elevators, leaving each others office, touching fingers when exchanging files etc, but we've never taken it there,  HOWEVER, when you put two sexually charged people, who are obviously attracted to one another on a Caribbean island for 2 weeks in the same hotel, on the same floor, lol, something is bound to happen!  I'm so glad he's single (at least so everyone in the office claims)

His name is Johnathan

He was the boyfriend of this girl I met through another friend, and we instantly clicked!  I've always been told by my ex's that I have this look that makes their blood rush, *whatever that means* you know how men can talk shit when they want some.  Well, at the time I met him I was not aware of his relationship and one night after the club we went to his place, of course he still lived with his parents at the time and we 'f*#ked' like rabbits, all be it quiet rabbits for hours and it was incredible.

The next day I was in the city and I bumped into him and he was of course a bit standoffish and then I came to know why, he had a GF, lol.  I thanked him for allowing me to be his whore for the night before well into the morning, right in front of her, needless to say, she was not impressed with him at that moment.

What's in a kiss?

A kiss, something so tender, so sweet, and electrifying delicious.  Unlike one I had when I was 16 which still haunts me to this very day.  It was like the rinse cycle of a wash, ugghhhh!!!

What a gorgeous day

Back from my skate date, that's rollerskating, thank you very much, and it was sweet!  The man was not a douche bag, which was kind of a letdown, lol, I mean after all, my blog is about the douche bags, however, he was not, so he asked me out on another date and I gladly said, 'yes, that would be nice.'

Just another day in The Datinghood

Today was a great day in the dating arena.  I lunched with an executive from a particular bank, who is looking for a woman to DISCIPLINE him.  I looked at him and smiled and asked him to further explain, and his explaination was this, "growing up his mother and sisters did and when he got older he only dated women who did."  Lol

Date Update:

It went well, however what made him a 'douche' was when he started to speak of his exwife and put her down.   Other than that, thumbs partially up.

In know that there is an approved convo list to adhere to when on a frist date, lol, there is no need to go into great detail(s) about past relationship and marriages and your testicular surgery convo!

NO REASON AT ALL!!!

I'm here at Moxie's waiting on my date to arrive, I got here early just to have a drink by m.yself before the show begins.

This is my second date for the day, my 13th for the week, and befor you open your mouth and call me a whore, don't!  I'm not having sex with the men I'm just having fun meeting all types of men.

Details to come later.  Just one more  vodka stinger....

The Douchbag Saga Continues

I had a date with a gentleman tonight, and it went very well.  Needless to say he was not the douchebag.  The douchebag happened to be 2 young men speaking about whatever, the words I happened to catch were, 'yo, I know dude, for real dude, I know eh' but moving on.  So, one says to the other, "yo dude, my girl told me I had to get a nice shirt to go with her, yo, dude, do you know how much a shirt and tie cost me dude, yo $150. for a stupid simple shirt and tie dude." At this point I had to midly turn to see who was saying this and well let's just say, "there's a reason I am single." But, of course the guy did not say $150. he said "a bill fiddy" which loosely translates to one hundred and fifty dollars. 'At times I want to weep for the future and some of the women who are dating these so-called men.'

I so laugh at that figure, I spend that on a pair of shoes and or a small clutch lol.  Were he woman he would never make it! Lol.

If any men are reading this, what do you consider an appropriate amount to spend on a shirt & tie?

I work with the craziest woman, who happens to be 6 1/2 months pregnant and TRYING to hide it.  She could gude it if she had a different body and carried herself better, but alas that is not the case.  She's sloppy, untidy ?d just all round screaming for a makeover.  And she has the nerve to lie when people ask her if she's pregnant and when she's due,
meanwhile, she's waddling side to side, and blowing up faster than someone putting air into a balloon.