Confessions

I came upon a most special site today, lol it's called Caribconfessions
So, if you have any dirty secrets, thougths, musings, lol, and you feel you can't share them with fam and or friends because goodness knows that they will judge and persecute you, feel free to share them with a bunch of strangers at Caribconfessions

Totally anonymous!

Looking at "your suzyQ"

Or whatever you name your gatinha, pussy, vagina, etc. Do you ever just take the time to sit there with the mirror and observe yourself? Well, if you don't you should! There's nothing wrong with becoming intimate with yourself and knowing what your pleasure palace is all about. And yes, I know many would say that your brain is this and that, and that's all well and great, but when I'm being fucked, it's not in my brain, although at times, if it's not going well I'll sometimes retreat to that place in my brain and extract other exceptional times when I would scream out the name of my stallion, lol. *all women should name theirs "Clarice" Gonna start a "Clarice" movement. No disrespect to women named "Clarice" :)

And men, stop lying, you are never attracted to a woman's PERSONALITY first. When she's coming, you're checking out face, hair, tits, waistline, hips, and when she's leaving, lol, you know you're imagining grabbing that ass in your hands while you move her up and down, up and down.

Dating the Boss Update

After our trip to The Bahamas, we had a breakfast meet'n'greet at the hotel, which went well, he basically laid out the cards.  Now, being a woman who has been hurt in the past, hello, it's only natural that I PROCEED WITH CAUTION.  He told me, you read right TOLD ME, not said, but basically he TOLD ME< "HE DOES NOT WANT ME TO BE SPEED DATING ANYMORE AND TO GIVE UP MY 3 DATES A DAY MARATHON."  Lol, I know, what was in that coffee he was sipping on.  You don't spend 2 wks working and fucking me, and then turn around and talk to me like you're my father, lol, that does not work.

But, here's the thing, my clit simply dances when his lips and tongue tastes 'Clarice' he's one of those indept men who leaves no stone unturned when it comes to sex.  He's thorough, and very, very, EXTREMELY PLEASING, he doesn't even care if he cums, lol, and I'm a selfish lover at times, when it's about me, IT'S ALLLLL ABOUT ME! PLEASE ME FROM HEAD TO TOE.


Remember the movie PRIME and there's a line in it when she says, "His penis is so beautiful I just want to knit it a hat....", well, that's his dick.  I wanna knit more than a hat, I wanna purchase the whole Armani line for it.  It's beautiful, long, thick, and has a very nice color, oh he's uncircumcised, so you know when it makes an appearance, I just wanna be bonging on some drums alerting to the arrival of the KING.  Seeing it is always a great thing, I get this grin on my face that's purely devilish.

I kinda got sidetracked, well, I'm not going to strictly date him, just gonna continue to have my fun.  At least I have options :)

Here we go,

So, my day has not yet totally begun and the stupidity of my male friends have started to bore me relentlessly.

Jason is an amazing man, however, at times I think he's a serious woman!  He's a 38 year old architect, with his own home, drives luxury vehicles, has basically NO DEBT, and has money, and he's dating the most disgusting woman.  However, in his eyes, or in his dick, he thinks the sun rises and sets in her pussy.  Being that we're such fantastic friends, when he asked me what I thought about her, needless to say I did not hold back.  I told him I thought she was only after his money and to ride around in his range and to basically reap the rewards of being with a man such as himself, I also let him know that I found her to be totally rude, lazy, horny and dumb.  Of course being horny is not a horrible thing, it's horrible when the man complains that the woman is a lazy fuck, and she just lays there, no moaning, no nothing, I mean give the man something to work with.  Now, lol, the jury may still be out on the fact that she's a woman, however, I see way beyond the bravado she exudes to him.

So, it so happens that last night they went out and of course she was the one who called him and invited him out to this really EXPENSIVE restaurant, knowing she's on welfare and broke like a church mouse!  So, when the bill came she did the little game of "oh damn it I seem to have forgotten my wallet with my credit cards and atm card at home", as I roll my eyes into my cranium.  He had text me last night to tell me, of course he paid the $300.00 bill and they left, of course, the good thing about J is that, it may take him a while to find out, but, when he does finally open his eyes, you are as good as the dirt he dusts off his feet.

Long story short, he called to tell me a little while ago, "T, you were right, thanks for waiting to see just when I would see what you saw, and I'd like to bring over someone for you to meet, I met her at the gym and I promise she's none of those things you saw in tweedledumb."

So here I am waiting on my doorbell to ring for me to meet the new contestant of, "Jason's turnstyle."

That's it, I'm a lesbian!

To hell with all this bullshit with men, although, I hear lesz have their situation as well and they fight like power rangers during a breakup.  

M = Mundane

A = Assholes

N = Nuisance 

I am seriously disgusted by men

What kind of a man calls his ex to come over to his house to fuck him, especially since he's just been informed by his wife that she wants a divorce because of his cheating ass?

Smoking and Vagagas DO NOT MIX

I was in line at the pet store today and I saw this simply delicious man (he looked with white, Japanese and black) knees got weak, "Clarice" got wet, you know. Anyway, he was 2 people away from me, then he was right behind me, BUT, I was overcome with the stench of cigarettes from him that I was instantly turned off.

Men smoking and pussies do not go together!!

WTF

In my quest to date and just not be bothered with  the trials, tribulations, and emotional chow-chows of anything serious I seem to have stumbled unto an interesting male speciMAN.  Of course in the beginning everything is always picture poifect (to quote a famous rabbit), then all of a sudden the crazy ex's begin to pop up and start, as I like to call them, "intense SHITISODES".

more to come my fingers are tired from this mobile writing :)

The boss calls expressing his intentions

I'm working, my phone rings, I answer, no one responds, but there is someone there, then he speaks, "hi, hi Tina how are you, are you busy?"

I think to myself, hmmm, what is wrong with this man?
He says even before I can answer, "I don't beat around the bush so here's the deal, I like you, I've always liked you, I believe we can be great together, let's give dating a go and see where it takes us!"
My mouth is still opened, before I can again speak, he says, "think about it and I will call you in the morning, how about breakfast at The Metropolitan Hotel for 10:00 a.m., I will pick you up at 9:00 a.m., and he hangs up.

Now, ladies, if you were me, what would you do :) ?

(As if I need you to tell me)

**why didn't he mention this when we were having our drinks earlier tonight?**

my boss claims to be inlove with me

I find it all very hilarious.  He made it clear to me before our little affair that it is what it is, a fling which we flung, now he's INLOVE!  Foolish man. (I will admit he is a mad cutie ;)