If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Hmmm, interesting question.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
She PUNCHED HIM!
About one hour ago, I am standing in line at popular fast food joint, let's call it "BENDY's" and stood behind a man who was standing behind a woman with a rather round, large ass, which was totally emphasized by her tight leggings, tall boots and short jacket pinching her waistline, *I should have taken a picture*, well, this man, naturally he HAD to say something, but what he was about to do would set him on a collision course with a woman's fist. I heard him say to her in his booming Jamaican accent, "I want to eat your pussy and do illegal shit to you. Are you down with that? Because with an ass like yours you SHOULD EXPECT this!" Then here's where he made the crucial mistake, as if saying what he said wasn't enough, he reached out and PATTED HER ASS!!!!!
I personally thought all Jamaican men were against eating pussy and anal sex! Lol Most of them treat eating pussy like a Rasta is against to eating pork.
Now, fellas, we live in a society where respect seems to be non-existent. You do NOT approach a strange woman and say such things to her simply because the view from the back is mesmerizing and has completely gotten you even more STUPID than before.
Well, after he said that, she turned around with the quickness and PUNCHED HIM DEAD IN THE FACE! He in turn reacted ready to hit her back, when this bigger dude came out of no where and grabbed his hand and lead him outside! What he did not know was, the bigger dude was her man, and is a cop! Lol
OOh you foolish, foolish, FOOLISH MEN!
I personally thought all Jamaican men were against eating pussy and anal sex! Lol Most of them treat eating pussy like a Rasta is against to eating pork.
Now, fellas, we live in a society where respect seems to be non-existent. You do NOT approach a strange woman and say such things to her simply because the view from the back is mesmerizing and has completely gotten you even more STUPID than before.
Well, after he said that, she turned around with the quickness and PUNCHED HIM DEAD IN THE FACE! He in turn reacted ready to hit her back, when this bigger dude came out of no where and grabbed his hand and lead him outside! What he did not know was, the bigger dude was her man, and is a cop! Lol
OOh you foolish, foolish, FOOLISH MEN!
Friday, January 29, 2010
formspring.me
If your house was on fire and you could only grab three things, what would they be?
safebox with all documents, pic of nana and mom, car keys
Thursday, January 28, 2010
formspring.me
what's the one thing you want to do before you die?
Just one, hmmm, i'd have to say skydive as well as many, many more
Monday, January 25, 2010
Where is the best place to meet a man?
I know I've addressed this before, but I received an email asking me where I meet men etc. Hell if I know the best place to meet a man! I meet men EVERYWHERE I go. They are not hard to miss. Supermarkets, gas stations, malls, churches, bars/clubs, salons, zoo, airports, train stations, jail. Many women are turning to dating sites www.eharmony.ca www.eharmony.com www.match.com www.plentyoffish.com and the list goes on and on and on. The thing with some women is that, we are overly picky and overly anal at times, and we make up little scenarios in our head about the "how I met your father" story in our heads to the point that if we don't meet this dream man in front of Tiffany's on our way to Paris on a private jet, then he can't possibly be good, and blah blah blah.
I learned that you have to make yourself available, and I don't mean that in a sexual way, open to going outside your box to meet someone then it's a good thing. It's one thing for a man to find you attractive, but once they find you "only available" it's no compliment. Be observant as to who is around you, watch, don't stalk the man in the frozen food aisle of the supermarket, but, don't be afraid to strike up a convo. Watch out for wedding rings, though they do come off, but if you wanna take it there, ask him straight out, "married or not?" If not, move onto the next phase. Be brave. Be bold.
I learned that you have to make yourself available, and I don't mean that in a sexual way, open to going outside your box to meet someone then it's a good thing. It's one thing for a man to find you attractive, but once they find you "only available" it's no compliment. Be observant as to who is around you, watch, don't stalk the man in the frozen food aisle of the supermarket, but, don't be afraid to strike up a convo. Watch out for wedding rings, though they do come off, but if you wanna take it there, ask him straight out, "married or not?" If not, move onto the next phase. Be brave. Be bold.
Don't judge a book by it's cover!
So I'm back on the dating horse, so-to-speak, and I met this gentleman who literally made me squirm, well at first sight, lol, which is never a good thing, BUT, the little angel on my shoulder said to me, "don't be a jerk, you committed to the date, so go through with it, don't base on what you see alone." So, after I rolled my eyes and gave myself a quick pep talk, I put on my fake smile and went forth like a soldier off to battle.
The saying, "never judge a book by it's cover is so very true." He may have hurt my eyes at first, but during the great conversations, the laughter, and constant "omg i can't believe it, he's hilarious memos to myself" I have to admit I had a great time with this man.
Will I see him again? I don't know. Am I suffering from a "Shallow Hal" complex? Perhaps. But, should I be blamed because I need to be physically attracted to a man? Hell no I should not be blamed! If I were a man who was on a date with such a woman, I probably would have still had sex with her and never call her again. But, I'm no man.
The saying, "never judge a book by it's cover is so very true." He may have hurt my eyes at first, but during the great conversations, the laughter, and constant "omg i can't believe it, he's hilarious memos to myself" I have to admit I had a great time with this man.
Will I see him again? I don't know. Am I suffering from a "Shallow Hal" complex? Perhaps. But, should I be blamed because I need to be physically attracted to a man? Hell no I should not be blamed! If I were a man who was on a date with such a woman, I probably would have still had sex with her and never call her again. But, I'm no man.
January 25, 2010, this must be some kind of record
6 degrees in the city and rain? Lol
Gotta love it!
Gotta love it!
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