Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Prepaid Credit Cards

My sis wants a credit card, but of course she can't get one, so we were looking into loadable cc's.  Well, I've never liked Credit cards you load yourself etc, and I'm sure they come in very handy for some people, however, after checking out ALL the fees that come along with this Opus mastercard, I have decided to just get an additional card for my sis.

Reviews of Prepaie CC's

Why date secretly?

Secretly dating is the most ridiculous thing ever.  I know a gentleman for over 11 years now, we're not super friends, however, we have the ability to just pick up from where we left off without skipping a beat, I recently saw him very much out of way in a little restaurant I love, and while I went over to say hi to him etc, he NEVER introduced me to the lady who he was having dinner with, so I introduced myself to her and in an instant he said to me,"yea, T I'll call you later" and ushered me away from the table. 

So when he called me and we were speaking, he mentioned to me that, 'he's never met a woman like her who makes him feel at ease and so calm and loved and all that.  Yet, she's not the one on a much larger scale.' 

I mean seriously, what the hell does that mean? lol.  It means some people are pigs, that's what it means!

Personally I believe you must never waste another person's time by using them for such a long time then turn around and hide them from the rest of the world.  Sooner or later that person will open their eyes and LEAVE!

It is a very very VERY selfish act!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Premature Ejaculation at it's best, lol

Now, this topic I posted took place between 2 friends, a man and a woman (hence, he said, she said) about a post found on  POFT  To those of you reading this, you will come upon not so great grammar and spelling, don't go crazy, just people chatting online :) It is NOT an english class or anything.
He Said: (10:59 AM):
HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS lol he buss off from a lil rubbin lol

She Said: (10:59 AM):
right lol
i wonder if he hadn't had any in a long time? lol
and the woman post it! lol
rotfl

He Said: (10:59 AM):
that happened to me one time when I was like 17
She Said: (10:59 AM):
gotta be scared of some women yes lol
lol lmfao
what did the girl do?

He Said: (10:59 AM):
except I buss off when I was puttin the condom on lol

She Said: (10:59 AM):
you LIE!!! lol

He Said: (11:00 AM):
nah rel thing
her name was Wilma lol.. I'll never forget

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Interesting Facebook Groups

Ok, so I have not gone through ALL of the groups on facebook, however, I came across:

  • Men that suck and the women that love them
  • Women who love older men *with a profile pic of Paris Hilton as their mascot*
  • Women who love heavy men
    What I find interesting about ONE of these groups is the description:
    Description:LADIES THAT DONT LOVE SKINNY ASS MEN, OR PRETTY BOYS WHO CARE TOO MUCH ON WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.
    With that type of description are we to assume that the men are all grossly fat and out of shape, with long ass beards, and moustaches that grow into eachother, riding around in pickup trucks, and or motorbikes, with a hounddow names Rufus who is partially deaf and blind, who don plaid shirts, with Hanes white undershirts cowboy hats and have tattoos?   

    That type of desciption just begs the question, "do these women think that non-fat men care only about their looks?" Of this I am certain is partially NOT true.  I've seen some chubby men, who take such great pride in how they look and they are not conceited etc.  These women are probably the ones who look like men and who are just willing to take any man that will glance their way.

    I'm sure there are oh so much more, but, I don't care to seek them all out at this particular moment

Monday, February 8, 2010

Ahhhhh PlanB

PlanB the answer to MANY WOMEN.  I've never used this, however, today I saw the relief on a teenagers face while she and her 3 gf's huddled around her at the local shopper's drug mart to purchase said, 'plan'.

Now, I know some of you out there would say stuff like, "she shouldn't be having sex anyway, and, that's what she got for having sex, some of you may even have gone so far as to blaming parents etc."  But, truth be told, "she would have done what she wanted to do ANYWAY.  Whether she had the world's most perfect parents who spoke to her about the consequences of having sex at such a young age etc."

I say good stuff that we have this 'planB', I'm sure many, MANY women of past centuries and generations WISHES this was around in their time.

I WON!!

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, don't you just love it?  Well, not you, but I do.  I made a seemingly unknowingly innocent bet that the Saints will win, lol. 

Question,. how could a franchise known for being the worst beat The Colts? Lol  I have no clue, BUT, all I know is that The Colts got hurt, horribly!! Lol  31-17  OOh sweet Reggie Bush, lol.  With the money I've won from some of the wonderful friends, lol, I can actually have a serious shopping spree in Italy! Lol

Sunday, February 7, 2010

New Cigarette WARNING

Last night I was thinking about smokers and those men who love to smoke and love getting head and love to have the woman swallow their cum.  What if one day you went to purchase a pack of cigs, faggs cancer sticks and on the pkg it has the warning of, "SMOKING WILL CAUSE YOUR CUM TO TASTE FUCKED UP.  SHRINK YOUR DICK.   CAUSE YOU TO NEVER GET A WOMAN CLOSE TO YOUR DICK EVER AGAIN.  SO, IF YOU EVER WANT A WOMAN TO SUCK YOUR DICK, WANT HER TO DIGEST, DON'T SMOKE!" or something to that effect, I wonder if male smokers will quit?

Mascara Commercials are misleading

Ladies, when you are watching those mascara commercials, I do hope you know that those lashes on the celebs/models who are peddling the products are NOT real.  At times I wonder if they think their consumers are that dumb, BECAUSE, surely when you use lash  blast or which ever ones are out there, your puny little lashes will NEVER, NEVER EVER look like what is portrayed in the commercials.

Check this out. All I can do is just laugh. Maybe she's born with it? Ha, hell no!  Read through the post, one girl talks about her routine about 'curling her lashes with her *name drop brandname eyelash curler* they all do the same thing, no matter namebrand or no name at all.  And then she goes on to talking about how many coats of mascara she uses...3 coats.  Oh my goodness.

IF you want your lashes to look like those in the commercials, you may want to consider lash extensions.  They last for 3wks or so.  Look into it.

I wonder if anyone has ever sued one of those companies for failing to make their lashes as long and lustrious as shown in the commercials.  And, I don't believe I've ever seen a disclaimer stating, "LASHES IN THIS COMMERCIAL ARE NOT REAL SO DON'T EXPECT SUCH GORGEOUS EYELASHES."

Derek the "skid-mark guy."

I once had a brief thing with a man named Derek.  Everything was simply beautiful, we had a great time together, great conversation and all that.  Then after about 6 months, he spent the wknd with me at my home.  Coming to the end of the wknd, I was doing laundry and his underwear was in there, and I had to drop everything to go get a pair of gloves and thongs to hold his pooh-stained-underwear.

I was in shock to say the very least.  Now, a child, I can understand, but, an adult having pooh-stained underwear, just isn't cool  and HIGHLY UNCALLED FOR!  You wipe, take a look, if the tp is full of doodoo then you wipe again and wipe until the tp is CLEAN!!

Recently, we bumped into eachother and had a bite to eat, and when he went to the washroom and came back to the table, I couldn't help but wonder if he washed his hands and wiped his ass perfectly clean.

D the skidmark-Douchebag.