Hot chicks with Douchebags

So, I'm checking out my girl Izzy's Blog when I happen upon this blog called HOT CHICKS WITH DOUCHEBAGS! And after browsing the site, lol, I am convinced that there is something to this whole doucebag phenom!

Of course these Douchebags look like Italia rejects with the over waxed and plucked eyebrows and spending way too much time at the gym in kiddie designer tshirts. But, alas, they always seem to have the hot chick.  So my simple question is this: WHY IS THIS SO? 

I am convinced that some of us women are complete masochists.  The men may not physically hurt you, but the way SOME of them look begs for the same reference!

When the man just won't LET GO!

Now, you know as a woman you often hear men speak about us as though we are leeches and just cannot let go of a man until we completely suck his ass DRY! Well, let the record show that I have such a leech of an ex who refuses to let the hell go!
We've been over for years now and he's still pleading his case! I mean come on negro have some pride and recognize that you did your dirt and we shall never be ever again!

Many times I believe we women get caught up in the "FORGIVING" and totally forget why we are no longer a couple and go and do shit with the ex again thus causing another relapse! No such luck with me. I've learned from the best, MY MOM that when it's over, IT'S OVER!!!

I forgive, I do not forget! My ex, sent me an iPhone, I sent it back. He sent it back with a note, I sent it back. Now, he knows my weaknesses and decides to prey on them, lol, he sends me an email saying, "How about I get you the iPad, I know you want one, and we can talk about getting back together!" Now fellas, what's going on? Has there been a break down with you guys or something? Lol

The Doctor Left My Kitchen DIRTY!

So, I've been having these shall we call them, "encounters" with my new found super sexy doctor. BUT, he did something today that just did not sit well with me.

I am a woman who loves her home in order. I do not go to bed and leave dirty dishes in my sink, I like a neat, clean and tidy home.

Well, I remember him saying he is going to make breakfast before he left for the hospital and leave mine for me etc. That was great! ALthough, when I rolled out of bed I was in shock to see the state of war he left my pristine kitchen in! I was NOT at all pleased.

Now, I know if you're a woman who has not had a man and or a date in a long time you may be saying, "please bitch, at least you have a man" type of thing and if you're a dude reading this you're saying, "ooh goodness you're one of those prissy women arent' you?" Well here's the thing, 'MY HOME, MY RULES!' You do NOT mess up and just leave it like that. I would have accepted him putting the dirty utensils into the dishwasher, but no!

Well, he shall be punished, so when he called and asked if I had plans tonight I told him the truth, "I do not have plans tonight, however, I am not up for company right now." And being the person he is, he simply, "that's fine babes, you have a great night and I'll swing by on my way to work in the a.m."

I am officially a Twitterdict

Twitterdict: Meaning, A seemingly awesome person who lead a normal, productive life before entering the Twitterverse.

Yup, that be me! Ugh, I can't stand it anymore. I sleep with my BB more than anything else and that's very disturbing to me! So, I am going to have to wean myself off of my phone and twitter. What's this? Such words must surely be that of a Blackberry and Twitter Traitor. But alas, it must be thus. If I am to continue being a productive woman contributing such fabulousness to this small world, then I must do what I am to do. Ok, well maybe not complete boycott of bb and Twitter, but more like a DO NOT SLEEP WITH PHONE! DO NOT LOOK AT PHONE AT THE SOUND OF EVERY TWEET, DIRECT MSG, REPLY and BBM etc.

How jaded have we become?

It's not an uncommon sight to see people walking with their heads down, eyes glued to ther phones texting as though their very lives depended on it. Have we become that crazed by our phones? Are our phones running our lives? Well, I say yes! Why do you think they call them, 'smartphones'. If these phones could raise your kids, cook your food, shop for you and even dare I say, indulge in sexual favours, I believe some of you would be all to perfectly SET!

NEVER date your GF's EX

Ladies, I know he's fione and all that, but just like men have a code to screw anything with a pussy and pulse, so do we. YOU NEVER, EVER, EVER GO AFTER GF EX. Some of you so bold to go after the hog as he's still tied up in the sty. You just don't do it. If you have a shred of decency and moral you will not. Keep the legs crossed.
Now, at times you may not know the situation between said GF and Ex or even man she's into to. So was the case with a great friend of mine. She met this guy chilling at her bff's home, and just like a scene in the movie, they hit it off perfectly. As she put it, "the chemistry was so on that Albert Einstein would be proud." Well, her bff NEVER told her that she and the guy ever dated etc, not a single word. So, my girl being the woman she is, when she wants sees someone she's interested in and it's mutual, she goes in guns ablazing!
Well, it so happens that the opportunity presented itself where the two finally got together and spent a wknd locked in a hotel room, lol. After the resurfacing, she could not wait to tell her bff, who was NOT all to happy to express her disgust and ultimate betrayal to her.

Her bff at the time, NEVER TOLD HER ABOUT THE MAN. All she ever said was that, "they are friends from a long time ago." Her bff also told her, "I knew he would like you this is why I just left and let you guys get to know eachother."

Now ladies, come on, lol, is my girl to blame? HELL NO she isn't. As far as she knew the man and her bff were nothing more than just friends. Lol. Anyhoo, it was great sex and she and the guy are cool, her bff was never the same, basically because the man, lol, would not stop talking about my girl, lol.

What was the moral of this post? Hell if I know, but, just NEVER GO AFTER YOUR GIRLS MAN. GO FOR THOSE WHO ARE UNATTACHED, AND EVEN THOSE SEEM TO BE A PROBLEM. LOL

Gaga & Ms. Bey in the PussyWagon, lol

I truly love her creativity. Cigarette sunglasses, and she's working the chains in the yard, lol

Buh wha de ass?

How are you, a total stranger, going to call MY CELL PHONE, and when I tell you that the person you seek does NOT live at this particular number, you are then going to turn around and tell me that I AM THE ONE WITH THE WRONG NUMBER!?  Answer me that please!
Talk about real BOLDFACE IGGITS!!

I MISSED THE CONCERT

I am a TOTAL ASS!

Got all dressed up, took a cab to the ACC all excited to hear Ms. Keys, Robin THicke and Melanie Fiona, and found that it was sooo quiet etc.  I finally look at the ticket to see WEDNESDAY MARCH 10.  Why did I have it on my calendar and in my head that TODAY is MARCH 10th? Grrrrr

"I love you because you've got your own baby"

Uh huh, oh so he says.  And then he turns around and says, "you know what I can't deal with a woman who DOES NOT NEED ME in some way shape or form!" I mean WTF, are you kidding me?" Lol

It is to laugh.  No one said, "you are not needed."  You want a woman who has her own money, home, car, and does not need to be stuck up under you all the time etc, one would think this would be your dream queen, lol but apparently not and it just goes to show that men have no flicking clue as to what they want either and that they are JUST as looney as us women.