Thoughts of Strange things running through the playground that is my mind.

Conversating with Mr. Dr today and he kept speaking about, "OUR future." And "OUR vacation." And "OUR" this, and that.  Hmmm, lately it seems that all conversations begin with, "Baby, are WE going to make this OUR this, that, or whatever?" or my personal favourite, "hun, I was thinking about this color for OUR mastersuite!"  Never wanting to be "one of those women," I broach the subject very carefully. 

And how did I do that?  "I told him I had to go shopping and left."  Don't get me wrong, he's a great man, and we have an amazing time together, but we have not been going out that long, as far as I'm concerned for us to be speaking about moving in together and or marriage.

I'll wait to see what happens....*tapping fingers, looking at left hand....IMAGINE!*

Girl talk.

I was speaking to my cousin earlier and I was absolutely overwhelmed at all the emotions of the fact that HE may spend the rest of his life alone.  That's right, HE. My MALE cousin, who is 32, has shared with me his fear of being alone.  And you thought it's only us women who fear this and who express this to our friends, families and or shrinks.  Never be fooled ladies, SOME men are sensitive creatures who feel just as much as we do.

Shocked did not begin to describe what I felt, not to mention, total confusion and disgust all at once.  On one hand I felt honored that he respected me and thought of me to share this with, on the other hand, I felt disgust, how dare he do this?  Doesn't he know that 'WE' have been coined, "the fairer sex" and it is US who have the authority to feel all this stuff!?  He's successful, independent, and is well on his way to retiring before he's 40, I kid you not.  IF he's having problems meeting a wonderful woman to share his life with, how in the hell is a normal woman or man to get anyone? lol.

Oh well, long story short, ladies, it is not just us.

Proof that men know not what they want!

I was on this dating site and this gorgeous hunk of masculinity contacted me.

Well, we were having some "getting to know you convos" upon when the last question he asked was, "what are your plans this wknd?"  I told him, didn't hear back from him.  My plans did not involve enslaving and subjugating races into slavery nor was I going to wear the Scarlet Letter on my chest and burn down pubs with men in it (that was for the following wknd) :) well, the next thing I know is that "HE BLOCKED ME" Lol.  Much to my surprise. 

This is where it gets good, lol.  He somehow finds one of my girlfriends online and goes after her, lol, and does the same thing.  Eventually, she left the site and came back under another name, and what do you know, he contacts her, NOT REMEMBERING HER FROM BEFORE" lol.

Background on his profile, he basically spoke about, "wanting a woman who wants him but does not need him and does not need to spend everywakinghour together.  He appreciates a woman who is feminine and who can wear the hell out of a pair of jeans etc.?"  So, my girl contacted me and had a good laugh when he sent her this msg: "you look familiar have we gone out before?" She said no, but you blocked me after you asked me several questions, I guess I didn't tell you what you wanted to hear because you blocked me." To which he replied, "oh probably, I like a woman who wants and needs me!" My gf then said, "well you need to fix that profile cause it's a boldface lie!" and promptly BLOCKED HIM! Lol

So ladies, be weary of the loco sharks masquerading as seahorses.

Some men truly do NOT know what they really want! And they like to blame us for ish! LOL

What's the deal huh?

Why bother me with such trivial bull that I do not care about and or that is of NO concern to me? I'll tell you why you bother me with your timeless shit! It's because you are a moron and were probably dropped on your freaking head from the time of birth up till the present when you sent me those stupid idiotic emails!!

GROW UP NIGEL!!

PLEASE!!!!

Hot chicks with Douchebags

So, I'm checking out my girl Izzy's Blog when I happen upon this blog called HOT CHICKS WITH DOUCHEBAGS! And after browsing the site, lol, I am convinced that there is something to this whole doucebag phenom!

Of course these Douchebags look like Italia rejects with the over waxed and plucked eyebrows and spending way too much time at the gym in kiddie designer tshirts. But, alas, they always seem to have the hot chick.  So my simple question is this: WHY IS THIS SO? 

I am convinced that some of us women are complete masochists.  The men may not physically hurt you, but the way SOME of them look begs for the same reference!

When the man just won't LET GO!

Now, you know as a woman you often hear men speak about us as though we are leeches and just cannot let go of a man until we completely suck his ass DRY! Well, let the record show that I have such a leech of an ex who refuses to let the hell go!
We've been over for years now and he's still pleading his case! I mean come on negro have some pride and recognize that you did your dirt and we shall never be ever again!

Many times I believe we women get caught up in the "FORGIVING" and totally forget why we are no longer a couple and go and do shit with the ex again thus causing another relapse! No such luck with me. I've learned from the best, MY MOM that when it's over, IT'S OVER!!!

I forgive, I do not forget! My ex, sent me an iPhone, I sent it back. He sent it back with a note, I sent it back. Now, he knows my weaknesses and decides to prey on them, lol, he sends me an email saying, "How about I get you the iPad, I know you want one, and we can talk about getting back together!" Now fellas, what's going on? Has there been a break down with you guys or something? Lol

The Doctor Left My Kitchen DIRTY!

So, I've been having these shall we call them, "encounters" with my new found super sexy doctor. BUT, he did something today that just did not sit well with me.

I am a woman who loves her home in order. I do not go to bed and leave dirty dishes in my sink, I like a neat, clean and tidy home.

Well, I remember him saying he is going to make breakfast before he left for the hospital and leave mine for me etc. That was great! ALthough, when I rolled out of bed I was in shock to see the state of war he left my pristine kitchen in! I was NOT at all pleased.

Now, I know if you're a woman who has not had a man and or a date in a long time you may be saying, "please bitch, at least you have a man" type of thing and if you're a dude reading this you're saying, "ooh goodness you're one of those prissy women arent' you?" Well here's the thing, 'MY HOME, MY RULES!' You do NOT mess up and just leave it like that. I would have accepted him putting the dirty utensils into the dishwasher, but no!

Well, he shall be punished, so when he called and asked if I had plans tonight I told him the truth, "I do not have plans tonight, however, I am not up for company right now." And being the person he is, he simply, "that's fine babes, you have a great night and I'll swing by on my way to work in the a.m."

I am officially a Twitterdict

Twitterdict: Meaning, A seemingly awesome person who lead a normal, productive life before entering the Twitterverse.

Yup, that be me! Ugh, I can't stand it anymore. I sleep with my BB more than anything else and that's very disturbing to me! So, I am going to have to wean myself off of my phone and twitter. What's this? Such words must surely be that of a Blackberry and Twitter Traitor. But alas, it must be thus. If I am to continue being a productive woman contributing such fabulousness to this small world, then I must do what I am to do. Ok, well maybe not complete boycott of bb and Twitter, but more like a DO NOT SLEEP WITH PHONE! DO NOT LOOK AT PHONE AT THE SOUND OF EVERY TWEET, DIRECT MSG, REPLY and BBM etc.

How jaded have we become?

It's not an uncommon sight to see people walking with their heads down, eyes glued to ther phones texting as though their very lives depended on it. Have we become that crazed by our phones? Are our phones running our lives? Well, I say yes! Why do you think they call them, 'smartphones'. If these phones could raise your kids, cook your food, shop for you and even dare I say, indulge in sexual favours, I believe some of you would be all to perfectly SET!

NEVER date your GF's EX

Ladies, I know he's fione and all that, but just like men have a code to screw anything with a pussy and pulse, so do we. YOU NEVER, EVER, EVER GO AFTER GF EX. Some of you so bold to go after the hog as he's still tied up in the sty. You just don't do it. If you have a shred of decency and moral you will not. Keep the legs crossed.
Now, at times you may not know the situation between said GF and Ex or even man she's into to. So was the case with a great friend of mine. She met this guy chilling at her bff's home, and just like a scene in the movie, they hit it off perfectly. As she put it, "the chemistry was so on that Albert Einstein would be proud." Well, her bff NEVER told her that she and the guy ever dated etc, not a single word. So, my girl being the woman she is, when she wants sees someone she's interested in and it's mutual, she goes in guns ablazing!
Well, it so happens that the opportunity presented itself where the two finally got together and spent a wknd locked in a hotel room, lol. After the resurfacing, she could not wait to tell her bff, who was NOT all to happy to express her disgust and ultimate betrayal to her.

Her bff at the time, NEVER TOLD HER ABOUT THE MAN. All she ever said was that, "they are friends from a long time ago." Her bff also told her, "I knew he would like you this is why I just left and let you guys get to know eachother."

Now ladies, come on, lol, is my girl to blame? HELL NO she isn't. As far as she knew the man and her bff were nothing more than just friends. Lol. Anyhoo, it was great sex and she and the guy are cool, her bff was never the same, basically because the man, lol, would not stop talking about my girl, lol.

What was the moral of this post? Hell if I know, but, just NEVER GO AFTER YOUR GIRLS MAN. GO FOR THOSE WHO ARE UNATTACHED, AND EVEN THOSE SEEM TO BE A PROBLEM. LOL