Lol, you just have to laugh

I recently met this girl at work, who I believe to be bi-sexual.  Why, you may ask I say such, well reason being is :

1. Her walking by and always managing to touch me somehow, somewhere on my body, legs, shoulders, neck, almost lips, *yes, I know.
2. Her walking and rubbing up against me.
3. Always saying things like, "Hey, I know who/what I am and I know who/what I like and I have my type."  Always followed by her looking dead at me in my face and a wink, lol...and the thing with me is, when you stare, I don't back down until you do...so naturally she's probably thinking the same thing I am thinking about her.

I am tempted to approach her and ask her what her story is, but, I truly am not in the mood to have no female all up on me, I've been there done that and while it was nice, I'm not into pussy a lot.  Like her, I to have my "type" and she's just not it.  Lol, once or twice maybe 3 times for the year, but it's not on my menu regularly.  You feel me? :)

Oh Please you Moron

When you join a dating site, please, I beg you, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE do not LIE about how you look, and your height and of course some other things.  Tonight, I had a dinner date with a guy I met while speeddating about 2 months ago.  In his profile he stated to being single for 2 years, and his words, "I've been single for 2 years 3 months and 2 days, I'm not saying I haven't been intimate with anyone, but no one special to call my woman and that's what I'm looking for."

Tina: "do you have any kids, jobless, out on probation, crazy ex stalking you, anything like that?"
Thomas: "lol, oh wow, you're funny.  I do have a job, I don't have any kids, not on probation, no ex to stalk me, we ended on a very good note, I'm really glad I met you though."
Tina: "tell me somet...." *didn't even have time to finish the sentence
((INTERRUPTED BY A WOMAN))
Woman: "oh hi Thomas, how are you?  I see you're looking well, tell La Rene' *yea you read correctly, La Rene'* I said hi babes.  ((and she walks off))
He looks at me and I smile.
Tina: "are we gonna order now?"
.....about 30 mins later, his cell is going off every second, as soon as the vm picks up, it rings again, eventually I suggested he get the phone, lol
Who do you think it was?  That's right "La Rene' his GIRLFRIEND of 5 
years"
You know I didn't stick around.  The last thing I need is some woman attacking me in public.
I tell you, men are nothing more than breathing walking testosterone receptacles!


Which leads me to say this: "Ladies if you catch your man cheating with another woman, don't get mad at her, kick his ass instead, especially if he lied to the woman about not having a woman in his life etc.  Don't ever get all stupid and cause a scene with the woman, handle yourself with your man.

I don't care for porn

but hey, that's just me.  I have never been into it in a huge way, from time-to-time, if I'm dating someone, we'll sit and watch it for jokes and point out the fakeness of some of them etc, but, to sit, watch, masturbate and make "clarice" sing off to it, has never been a big deal for me.  I'm sure I'm not the only person, but somehow some pornos make me wanna gag, and not in a pleasurable way at all, if gagging is ever pleasurable.

Black'on'Black

A friend of mine has a super photographer friend who did a series on himself called, "Black'on'Black', check out one of the pics :)

Hmmmm, 2 wonderful men

I had a great dinner with Mr. Italiano tonight.  He's hilarious and I love that about a man who can hold my attention, make me laugh and think.  It was a wonderful date, and hellooooo, he asked me out again, hmmmm.  I wonder if I should tell boss-wanna-be-my-man that lol?  Which reminds me, Boss-wanna-be-my-man seems to be of the envious type and I don't care much for that type, however, I can be wrong!

Negro PLEASE!

First let me address 3 things from my day...

1. Some strange ass guy approached me today with the most ridiculous American accent, and he's fully off the boat from St. Vincent!  Why brothas, why oh why do you feel you have to speak like Tony Soprano when clearly you are not qualified!
2. Do not EVER, EVER take God out your thoughts and hail me out especially when you DO NOT know my name and or who the heck I am!  I'm minding my own business and I'm hearing a sound, of course no one is addressing me so I will not answer, then all of a sudden he comes to me and says, "didn't you hear me calling you?"  I am with a group of colleagues, so naturally, I look at him and said, "now, listen to me, you do not know who I am, where I am from or what I am about.  I must tell you here and now infront of witnesses, I do not ever respond to "hey, baby, yo, honey, wsup ma' and stuff like that.  I'm not an around the way chic from your block so I suggest if you want to speak to  me, you take the time to approach me, like a gentleman, now I see that this may be a long shot, but try it anyway."  And I left him there.
3. When you are a store owner and you are shoveling snow from in front of your store, lol, please do not smoke weed while you are doing it, because the thing is you never know when or where a cop will show up, as in the case of the 7.11 owner tonight, he wasn't arrested, but he was given a ticket lol

My GF EX Penis...lol

P.S. TO ANY OF YOU ON MY BLOG DON'T YOU DARE REPORT ANYTHING, I HAVE MADE THIS BLOG FOR ADULT CONTENT...SO BE ON YOUR WAY!

Update on previous post

Blackmail Post

While working my tush off today, I received call from the head hauncho of the company to come to his office.  As I took my time to gather myself and make sure my pants fit ever so perfectly and my jacket showed off my waistline nicely, I raised myself from my chair, opened the door and headed to the stairs, not the elevator, the stairs, and I walked up 10 flights of stairs, who am I to rush to see this scumbag.
As I'm walking my heels are click clacking, next thing I'm imagining myself and the fling I had in the Bahamas, and "Clarice" begins to literally cry, you know what that means?  Detour to the womens washroom, 3 floors from the 20th floor, which was my next stop.  While in the washroom, I stuck my head into my personal bosses office, and he looks so debonair, sitting at his desk in his gorgeous suit, shoes super clean, I clear my throat, he sees me and gives me this smile, again, "Clarice jumps" I smile back, and said, "don't work too hard" and I make my exit.

So, I'm on the 20th floor, I get into the office, he smiles at me, I smile back and simply said, "you requested my presence Mr. Saunders?"  He smiled, and said, "I did Tina, can we sit for a moment, I wish to discuss with you what you witnessed in the Caribbean." Lol  Long story short, he wanted to make sure I don't speak of this to anyone etc.

I said, "Mr. Saunders, I am very discreet, however, this type of secret has it's own way of making itself known,, now I have no intentions of telling anyone, however, what are you willing to do to make sure that does not happen?"  I tell you, it's a case of 'Sex and the City' lol.  He told me to give him an hour and he'll get back to me. Lol

An hour went by and I am very happy. Lol

Ahhhhhhh

I'm in my condo looking out over the city and it looks, CLOUDY!  I see little inklings of snow, looking at my phone to call one of my many gentlemen to cuddle with me tonight, however, the way I'm feeling I'll lay under my covers and enjoy myself with and by my own self :) Lol.  You know how some men are, they wanna come and take over things!  Lol

At times like this, I like to reminisce about great sexual times.  I have an ex, who was the most awesome lover.  Head to toe he'd make me shiver just by looking at me.  He ate pussy like he was a blue ribbon champion.  He was up for whatever, whenever, always pleasing.  Naturally there's a reason why he's an EX, and no  it's not my fault!  He cheated and cheated horribly.  When I'm with you, that's it, I'm with you.  But, he never saw it that way, eventually I just could not be an option.

Then there was the ex who wanted me to be a lesbian just to satisfy his own lustful intentions, and that didn't work.  Now, I've had my share of women and it was nice, but it's not on my menu every night.  However, he too was, O.M.F.G. wicked in bed...to quote, "SHABBA!!" lol

I am about to start charging my "so-called Friends"

......soon to be renamed "friendamies" simply because they are beginning to drive me up a very high wall with no great view, that's why!

Rebecca called me today to remind me that she and her bf broke up exactly 2 months ago and how he has not called to check up on her!!
Then I was run-a-muck with texts from Trevor, who said to me, "you know for a woman you're not very nice and supportive!"  Well shiver-me-timbers.  Forgive me if I don't care to be bombarded with the same blasted convos everytime I look at my phone and or answer my phone.  Seriously, these parasites are going to make me change all email addresses and phone numbers if this keeps up.  (AND I KNOW YOU MOFOS ARE READING THE BLOG, YES, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU GUYS!!!) *love you guys anyway :P*


Spoke to the Italian gentleman today :) had a great convo and fantasized a bit while he was talking to me about all the things he has the potential to do.  Hmmm, "Clarice girllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, hahaaaaaaaaaaaa"  You know I have to wonder what people did before the internet and blogging!  Lol, ahhhh gone of the days of the pen to paper in the great journal with the infamous (flimsy lock'n'key) :)


Spoke to the boss-who-wanna-be-my-man today, and he was so sweet.  He reminded me to think about our convo and to know that he will do right by me etc.  Well, I'm sorry if I don't fall for that line and let my panties fall to the floor, *oops wait, I don't wear those things*, but you get my point!  The last man who said to me, "I promise to treat you like the queen you are, etc, etc, etc," he turned out to be, what else but a cheat and ah huge ass LIAR!!  Good thing I'm not bitter huh ?Lol