The Doctor Left My Kitchen DIRTY!

So, I've been having these shall we call them, "encounters" with my new found super sexy doctor. BUT, he did something today that just did not sit well with me.

I am a woman who loves her home in order. I do not go to bed and leave dirty dishes in my sink, I like a neat, clean and tidy home.

Well, I remember him saying he is going to make breakfast before he left for the hospital and leave mine for me etc. That was great! ALthough, when I rolled out of bed I was in shock to see the state of war he left my pristine kitchen in! I was NOT at all pleased.

Now, I know if you're a woman who has not had a man and or a date in a long time you may be saying, "please bitch, at least you have a man" type of thing and if you're a dude reading this you're saying, "ooh goodness you're one of those prissy women arent' you?" Well here's the thing, 'MY HOME, MY RULES!' You do NOT mess up and just leave it like that. I would have accepted him putting the dirty utensils into the dishwasher, but no!

Well, he shall be punished, so when he called and asked if I had plans tonight I told him the truth, "I do not have plans tonight, however, I am not up for company right now." And being the person he is, he simply, "that's fine babes, you have a great night and I'll swing by on my way to work in the a.m."

I am officially a Twitterdict

Twitterdict: Meaning, A seemingly awesome person who lead a normal, productive life before entering the Twitterverse.

Yup, that be me! Ugh, I can't stand it anymore. I sleep with my BB more than anything else and that's very disturbing to me! So, I am going to have to wean myself off of my phone and twitter. What's this? Such words must surely be that of a Blackberry and Twitter Traitor. But alas, it must be thus. If I am to continue being a productive woman contributing such fabulousness to this small world, then I must do what I am to do. Ok, well maybe not complete boycott of bb and Twitter, but more like a DO NOT SLEEP WITH PHONE! DO NOT LOOK AT PHONE AT THE SOUND OF EVERY TWEET, DIRECT MSG, REPLY and BBM etc.

How jaded have we become?

It's not an uncommon sight to see people walking with their heads down, eyes glued to ther phones texting as though their very lives depended on it. Have we become that crazed by our phones? Are our phones running our lives? Well, I say yes! Why do you think they call them, 'smartphones'. If these phones could raise your kids, cook your food, shop for you and even dare I say, indulge in sexual favours, I believe some of you would be all to perfectly SET!

NEVER date your GF's EX

Ladies, I know he's fione and all that, but just like men have a code to screw anything with a pussy and pulse, so do we. YOU NEVER, EVER, EVER GO AFTER GF EX. Some of you so bold to go after the hog as he's still tied up in the sty. You just don't do it. If you have a shred of decency and moral you will not. Keep the legs crossed.
Now, at times you may not know the situation between said GF and Ex or even man she's into to. So was the case with a great friend of mine. She met this guy chilling at her bff's home, and just like a scene in the movie, they hit it off perfectly. As she put it, "the chemistry was so on that Albert Einstein would be proud." Well, her bff NEVER told her that she and the guy ever dated etc, not a single word. So, my girl being the woman she is, when she wants sees someone she's interested in and it's mutual, she goes in guns ablazing!
Well, it so happens that the opportunity presented itself where the two finally got together and spent a wknd locked in a hotel room, lol. After the resurfacing, she could not wait to tell her bff, who was NOT all to happy to express her disgust and ultimate betrayal to her.

Her bff at the time, NEVER TOLD HER ABOUT THE MAN. All she ever said was that, "they are friends from a long time ago." Her bff also told her, "I knew he would like you this is why I just left and let you guys get to know eachother."

Now ladies, come on, lol, is my girl to blame? HELL NO she isn't. As far as she knew the man and her bff were nothing more than just friends. Lol. Anyhoo, it was great sex and she and the guy are cool, her bff was never the same, basically because the man, lol, would not stop talking about my girl, lol.

What was the moral of this post? Hell if I know, but, just NEVER GO AFTER YOUR GIRLS MAN. GO FOR THOSE WHO ARE UNATTACHED, AND EVEN THOSE SEEM TO BE A PROBLEM. LOL

Gaga & Ms. Bey in the PussyWagon, lol

I truly love her creativity. Cigarette sunglasses, and she's working the chains in the yard, lol

Buh wha de ass?

How are you, a total stranger, going to call MY CELL PHONE, and when I tell you that the person you seek does NOT live at this particular number, you are then going to turn around and tell me that I AM THE ONE WITH THE WRONG NUMBER!?  Answer me that please!
Talk about real BOLDFACE IGGITS!!

I MISSED THE CONCERT

I am a TOTAL ASS!

Got all dressed up, took a cab to the ACC all excited to hear Ms. Keys, Robin THicke and Melanie Fiona, and found that it was sooo quiet etc.  I finally look at the ticket to see WEDNESDAY MARCH 10.  Why did I have it on my calendar and in my head that TODAY is MARCH 10th? Grrrrr

"I love you because you've got your own baby"

Uh huh, oh so he says.  And then he turns around and says, "you know what I can't deal with a woman who DOES NOT NEED ME in some way shape or form!" I mean WTF, are you kidding me?" Lol

It is to laugh.  No one said, "you are not needed."  You want a woman who has her own money, home, car, and does not need to be stuck up under you all the time etc, one would think this would be your dream queen, lol but apparently not and it just goes to show that men have no flicking clue as to what they want either and that they are JUST as looney as us women.  

What yuh really trying to say and or do?

I call my client today to set up an appointment after leaving phone calls and emails, all which go by unanswered.  So, I finally take myself down to her office to get the necessary done, because she has an overly incompetent assistant who believes Ronald McDonald really does run McDonalds'.  I arrive to speak to her directly, because like I mentioned assistant, "not so good at what she does."  She stops me and says to me, "I'm sorry she's unavailable at the moment." I said, "well contact her and get her available because after tomorrow I am unavailable for one month."  She walks inside her office, and I can see her sitting in her chair looking outside her window.  Immediately I think, 'great, some stupid personal drama is about to come out.'

Ms. Assistant comes out, looks at me and ushers me in.  This is the convo or so most of it:

Her: Ms. T, how are you today, sorry I did not get back to you earlier but, my BOYFRIEND and I just broke up!

Me: *open mouth to speak, she continues to speak, so I close my mouth and listen.....*

Her: Can you believe it, after 5 months he sends me a DM on Twitter and breaks up with me!  That lousy 25 year old son-of-a-bitch-who-screwed-his-lowlife father-mamasboy.

The SwapMen Party Review.

So, everyone arrives, men are looking tasty, 30 invited, 80 show up etc. 

The night was going very, extremely perfect, UNTIL, 2 of my gf's apparently dated the same man at the same time for 3 years none never the wiser.  I myself NEVER knew this.  Well, the room was about to find out just how much sneaking around and covering tracks one does lol