So, I'm on TWiTTer and I click a link from another twitterer and I'm taken to PerezHiltons' twitpic, hmmm and what is bestowed upon thy eyes?

Yum yum candy guys all butch and hard with chiselled bodies and a hand not large enough to cover his delightfully sized dick'n'balls.  ALL SORTS of wicked thoughts have already danced through my head and trickled all the way down to my "Clarice".

Gay or straight, let us give thanks for these and p.s. whatever it is they are dressed for, I want to attend the next one :)

THE MOST CONCEITED MAN EVER, THOU HE'S FOINE!!

Lol, yesterday I met this man at the gym.  After looking at him look at himself for about 17 mins *yes I know 17 mins because I distinctively remember looking at my clock at 8:00 then when I looked again it was 8:17*, well, he was very, VERY handsome, excellent features, and after our convo I got to know that he's part Cherokee, white, Japanese and black (WHAT A COMBINATION).

So, he's spotting me during my workout etc and viceversa.  As I head off to my aerobics class he says, "you know I'm a very good looking man, you're a beautiful woman, it will be a shame if YOU DID NOT GET TO EXPERIENCE ALL THIS!!"


Now, me being the person I am, I literally paused in my tracks and literally LOL, turned around and said to him, "you know it's funny that you think that, because I thought that when I saw you, however, you should know, if we do get together it just for the hell of it and it will be material for an online blog where my gf's and some gay men bash men such as yourself, and I WILL blog about you picture and all under the most CONCEITED S.O.B. EVER!"

He said, "Have a nice day, thanks for spotting me." And walked off.

Now, is it me or was he a wee-bit conceited?  It's ok to know you are attractive etc, but dayum, turn down the madness please!  "He was oh so, O.M.G. FIONE does not even begin to cut it with him.  Out of this world, what God did to create him.  At times when I see such a drop dead gorgeous man, that is when I'm convinced that God is indeed a Woman! :)"

Let us pray

I don't get political and or religious on my blog, however, in spite of all that's happening in Haiti.  All the efforts and help etc, I just want to take this time to lift up Haiti and pray for a spiritual cleansing.

My facebook status! Yes, it's true.

Seriously, you men who cry like little women really, REALLY annoy me. Would you check to see if you still have 2 testicles please and if their not there, go get a pair!! Grrrr

Paul Bettany is the logical choice for this role isn't he?

Plot


After God loses faith in humanity, the archangel Michael (Paul Bettany), who has become a fallen angel, is the only one standing between mankind and Armageddon. This time using angels to execute the Last Judgment, God's wrath descends on Earth to exterminate the world's population. In a desperate, last-chance gambit, Michael leads a group of strangers to a small New Mexico diner to protect a young waitress who may be pregnant with Christ in his second coming.

The Source

Good night Teddy,

I turned off lights for you lastnight.  May your eternal rest be a peaceful one.  Thanks for the great music!  I will miss your musical contributions!  Much love always!

Apparently I make men cry!

I'm truly not sure if being in a relationship is for me, I think I was ever so much happier when I was not in anything commited.  I'm beginning to feel suffocated. 

Pants on the Mudafreaking GROUND!

I have to say, thank you Larry, you hit the nail on the head for those asses of men who   Lol

"walk around town with their pants on the ground with the gold in their mouth hat turned sideways..."

Also, Mary J. Bleiges' hair ROCKS!

Another also, I would seriously be distrubed if one day I am looking at MTV, BET or any music show and I see that song in a VIDEO!  That will be the day that PIGS WILL FLY!!!  But say what, that's America, anyone can literally be a STAR even if it's  a shooting star never to be seen from again!

This convo was emailed to me by a GF of mine, lol.

He Says: says (3:08 PM):
so my friend that I met on new years eve right

She Says: says (3:09 PM):
friend already? ok go on

He Says: says (3:10 PM):
from the day I met her she's been carryin on about how she's got so much money and how she is balling out of control etc

She Says: says (3:10 PM):
lol
this should be good

He Says: says (3:10 PM):
tellin me how she be up in the club with 2500 in hundreds in her purse etc

She Says: says (3:11 PM):
lol
lmfao

He Says: says (3:11 PM):
how she is in the bar buying bottles of moet for 180 a piece etc
and admittedly she has some nice things in her apartment.. but seriously

"If you like me in this position, you can watch me on your video phone!" Lol