NEVER date your GF's EX

Ladies, I know he's fione and all that, but just like men have a code to screw anything with a pussy and pulse, so do we. YOU NEVER, EVER, EVER GO AFTER GF EX. Some of you so bold to go after the hog as he's still tied up in the sty. You just don't do it. If you have a shred of decency and moral you will not. Keep the legs crossed.
Now, at times you may not know the situation between said GF and Ex or even man she's into to. So was the case with a great friend of mine. She met this guy chilling at her bff's home, and just like a scene in the movie, they hit it off perfectly. As she put it, "the chemistry was so on that Albert Einstein would be proud." Well, her bff NEVER told her that she and the guy ever dated etc, not a single word. So, my girl being the woman she is, when she wants sees someone she's interested in and it's mutual, she goes in guns ablazing!
Well, it so happens that the opportunity presented itself where the two finally got together and spent a wknd locked in a hotel room, lol. After the resurfacing, she could not wait to tell her bff, who was NOT all to happy to express her disgust and ultimate betrayal to her.

Her bff at the time, NEVER TOLD HER ABOUT THE MAN. All she ever said was that, "they are friends from a long time ago." Her bff also told her, "I knew he would like you this is why I just left and let you guys get to know eachother."

Now ladies, come on, lol, is my girl to blame? HELL NO she isn't. As far as she knew the man and her bff were nothing more than just friends. Lol. Anyhoo, it was great sex and she and the guy are cool, her bff was never the same, basically because the man, lol, would not stop talking about my girl, lol.

What was the moral of this post? Hell if I know, but, just NEVER GO AFTER YOUR GIRLS MAN. GO FOR THOSE WHO ARE UNATTACHED, AND EVEN THOSE SEEM TO BE A PROBLEM. LOL

Gaga & Ms. Bey in the PussyWagon, lol

I truly love her creativity. Cigarette sunglasses, and she's working the chains in the yard, lol

Buh wha de ass?

How are you, a total stranger, going to call MY CELL PHONE, and when I tell you that the person you seek does NOT live at this particular number, you are then going to turn around and tell me that I AM THE ONE WITH THE WRONG NUMBER!?  Answer me that please!
Talk about real BOLDFACE IGGITS!!

I MISSED THE CONCERT

I am a TOTAL ASS!

Got all dressed up, took a cab to the ACC all excited to hear Ms. Keys, Robin THicke and Melanie Fiona, and found that it was sooo quiet etc.  I finally look at the ticket to see WEDNESDAY MARCH 10.  Why did I have it on my calendar and in my head that TODAY is MARCH 10th? Grrrrr

"I love you because you've got your own baby"

Uh huh, oh so he says.  And then he turns around and says, "you know what I can't deal with a woman who DOES NOT NEED ME in some way shape or form!" I mean WTF, are you kidding me?" Lol

It is to laugh.  No one said, "you are not needed."  You want a woman who has her own money, home, car, and does not need to be stuck up under you all the time etc, one would think this would be your dream queen, lol but apparently not and it just goes to show that men have no flicking clue as to what they want either and that they are JUST as looney as us women.  

What yuh really trying to say and or do?

I call my client today to set up an appointment after leaving phone calls and emails, all which go by unanswered.  So, I finally take myself down to her office to get the necessary done, because she has an overly incompetent assistant who believes Ronald McDonald really does run McDonalds'.  I arrive to speak to her directly, because like I mentioned assistant, "not so good at what she does."  She stops me and says to me, "I'm sorry she's unavailable at the moment." I said, "well contact her and get her available because after tomorrow I am unavailable for one month."  She walks inside her office, and I can see her sitting in her chair looking outside her window.  Immediately I think, 'great, some stupid personal drama is about to come out.'

Ms. Assistant comes out, looks at me and ushers me in.  This is the convo or so most of it:

Her: Ms. T, how are you today, sorry I did not get back to you earlier but, my BOYFRIEND and I just broke up!

Me: *open mouth to speak, she continues to speak, so I close my mouth and listen.....*

Her: Can you believe it, after 5 months he sends me a DM on Twitter and breaks up with me!  That lousy 25 year old son-of-a-bitch-who-screwed-his-lowlife father-mamasboy.

The SwapMen Party Review.

So, everyone arrives, men are looking tasty, 30 invited, 80 show up etc. 

The night was going very, extremely perfect, UNTIL, 2 of my gf's apparently dated the same man at the same time for 3 years none never the wiser.  I myself NEVER knew this.  Well, the room was about to find out just how much sneaking around and covering tracks one does lol

B.Y.O.M. PARTY

Tonight, I'm having a B.Y.O.M. PARTY (BRING YOUR OWN MAN).  It's a swap for ex boyfriends, exhusbands lol.  What didn't work for you, may be heaven for another.  So, I sent out 30 evites, I have 80 people rsvp, how is that possible? Goodness. I told these women to bring ONLY 1 EX, this just goes to show why some of them are single, lol.  THEY DON'T LISTEN!! LOL.

As with everything I do, I have standards, why did I receive an email asking me if she can bring her ex who was and probably STILL is a drug dealer who loves to dress with that stupid ass gold grill in his stupid ass mouth, clothese 13 sizes too large and flashing a bunch of FAKE jewellery!  Jeeze...*make a note to NEVER send her an evite to another of my functions.*

Some thoughts and ramblings...

1. I have learned as a woman to, "NEVER TELL A FEMALE FRIEND TO LEAVE HER MAN!!"  Reasons why:  If she leaves him and she's unhappy and ish like that, it's all YOUR FAULT, because YOU told her to.
   If she doesn't leave him and endures the same bull, somehow, it's STILL your fault because she's going to keep thinking about what you said and blah blah blah!
2. Just a question: "Are relationships based on lies and deceptive illusions?"
   Of course it could just be me!
    
3. Do people really ever just marry for love and what happens when those bad times hit, do you find yourself running for the hills?
   Case in point.  A great friend of mine, her mom has alzymers/MS, and her father does not want to take care of his wife.  He wants his daughters who are just starting their lives with family and mortgages to take care of her, while he galavants himself all over the world.
   'Personally, I find that rather selfish of him.  I know that somewhere in those vows there was a part that said, "FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE.  IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH!"' 
   My parents, for one, never married for love etc, it was a matter of money, they were both in great careers and blah blah.  A merging of dollars if you will.  I have no idea if somewhere along the line, love ever showed its face.
4. Can you speak too much during sex? 
   When does it get to be be just "TOO MUCH?"
   'When you start over dirty talking as though you're reading a monologue as a prelude to a movie, I say, yes it's too much. 
   Case in point, I once watched a gf of mine have sex with her man, "it was one of their fantasies," and during it, they were literally speaking about "THE WEATHER!" I KID YOU NOT!  And you would of thought it would have dampned the whole thing, but good gooly, it only amped them up more!!
   I don't mind some dirty talk, I'm more of a, "TELL YOU WHAT TO DO AND NOT COACH YOU, BUT CONGRATULATE YOU TYPE OF TALKER." You know, "ooh dayum baby, yea that's the spot, oh gawd, do that again, yea, eat this pussy, DON'T YOU MOVE FROM THAT SPOT, you like that, pull my hair, ooh fuk, YES, YES!!!   Stuff like that.  Other than that, I personally think that "Sex is not a time to chat" infact it's one of the few instances where it is perfectly appropriate to SHUT UP.
    
5. Are there certain things in a relationship that you still NEVER SAY or DO? 
   Sure thing.  you NEVER FART in front of a man you are JUST getting to know! lol
6.  Question for the men: "do you feel perfume has the power to truly turn you on?"
   As a woman, I truly, TRULY do not care for perfume.  The odd occassion, but my soap which is naturally made with honey and vanilla beans, infuse me perfectly. 
7. Looking back on my dating file, I can honestly say that I enjoyed being Emotionally unavailable and having hot steamy sex with whomever I wanted; whenever I wanted!  Does that mean I do not value myself, my body, perhaps looking back, on some level, I don't know, all I know is that I enjoyed sex and still do. When I was in a relationship, I was IN IT. Nothing was off the table.  BUT, once you cross me and hurt me, I DON'T THINK TWICE TO GIVE A SECOND CHANCE! IT'S OVER AS EASILY AS IT BEGAN.
8. Is saying, "I was wrong" the one thing men, SOME men, can't say? 
   My asnwer to my question, "hhhmmm, not so sure, many can't say, "I LOVE YOU" unless their feet seems to be clinging to the edge of a cliff!

Single on Valentine's Day

Being single on what is "commercially exploited as the most LOVED DAY" in the year, is not a crime!  I rather enjoy it.  "If you can't find someone to love, then love the one you're with".

Personally, I will be loving the one I'm with, and that's ME!  I'll be going shopping momentarily to shop for some super lingerie, I've already booked my room at a great hotel for the wknd and am going to indulge myself in one of their couples spa specials, won't they be thrown for a loop when I waltz in Single, Sexy and Fancy FREE, :)

Point is ladies, and I'm addressing you all because sadly we are the ones who tend to fall into a slump if we don't have that 'special man' to be with on this billion dollar card generating so called special day, you are not less of a woman if you do not have a man or a woman to love you in that special way.  The world or your life will not come to a screeching halt if you are single on February 14, any year! 
Take yourself out and have fun.  If you have single girlfriends, get together do something great with eachother.  Don't be a dudd!!

Love yourself enough to know that you are the most special person EVER!!  Because truthfully, If you do not love yourself, how can you expect anyone else to?  CELEBRATE YOU!!

(Can't remember where I got those pics from, some clipart site)